Kairo Needs Help? Sorry

[crackmonkey]

I believe that what we have here is a young man obviously trying to suppress his homosexual tendencies. That's why dating this girl seems like kissing your sister, for you it's just not natural.
So, rather than trying to trash this poor girl's reputation by falsely implying that she stayed the night and that you have gained carnal knowledge of this innocent child,what you need to do is call PJ and Connect and you girls can get together for a nice sleepover. PJ's Mom will bake you some comfort cookies and you three can touch toes under the sheets and giggle. (like last weekend)
Just to show you how helpful I am, I'll throw out the Pizzajeep bat signal for you so he can run to your emotional rescue.-------->:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

well im sure since im the only girl.cough. REAL girl on this forum u all are probably expecting my opinion...:no: :no: so here it is. Ironically enough, the liberal "be one with the arts" chicks are easy. my sisters best friend is one. Just like all the movies make them out to be. (i.e. American Pie)...they can be pretty, smart, and appealing because a lot of guys seem to find the whole weird, unique characteristic traits attractive, but they never can pinpoint why, other than the fact they go to band camp and...yeah.... anyways, just like in those retarded movies the girls get laid but never wanna commit...theyre so insecure at times where they rather have attention from a variety of sorts, just to prove to themselves that they can get the "greener" grass. Now it may seem like im hating or tryin to crack jokes..but im actually being real serious from observing, and associating with these types at times in my life and the girls locker room in the gym. So my advice Nick is DONT WASTE UR TIME. No offense, but evidently she just isnt into it...and unfortunately enough...if a guy tries too hard and dont take kindly to hints of rejection and just sits there and begs...shell only be more turned off even more and really kick u in the balls...not literally but emotionally..guys get confused and think that if they keep foin for the chase, the girl will think, wow he really likes me maybe i should just give him a chance, but they only think that if they were originally into u and just playin hard to get...if they werent ever attracted, well thats where it differs and becomes a whole other story. So id say just move on.

If u still wont give up...then try playing hard to get and turning the tables...even if shes to the point of disgust shell still realize u havent called her in a few days and call u nonchallantly to try to make u chase her again...dont do it and continue playin hard to get until she seems to start takin interests in ur hobbies once again...once she does...TAKE HER OUT SHOOTIN AND TELL HER TO RUN:D
GLAD THATS OVER!!!AFTER THE FIRST SENTENCE I TURNED ON THE OL'LADY EAR AND TUNED YOUR A$$ OUT:yes: :yes: TRY LESS TALKIN:blahblah: :blahblah: AND MORE BOOBIE PICS:eek:

[crackmonkey]

well im sure since im the only girl.cough. REAL girl on this forum u all are probably expecting my opinion....................
That's better....... NOW can we see those big a$$ed boobies of yours!

[4X4BABE]

GLAD THATS OVER!!!AFTER THE FIRST SENTENCE I TURNED ON THE OL'LADY EAR AND TUNED YOUR A$$ OUT:yes: :yes: TRY LESS TALKIN:blahblah: :blahblah: AND MORE BOOBIE PICS:eek:
:redface: :redface: :nono: :nono:i dont think u could read past the first sentence:-p

[crackmonkey]

:redface: :redface: :nono: :nono:i dont think u could read past the first sentence:-p
Was there a reason to?

[4X4BABE]

Was there a reason to?
lol...:rolling: :rolling: :dunno: :dunno: :beer: :beer: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: ;)

[crackmonkey]

ok i agree with nevada...my drunk babbling a$$ couldnt have said it better myself..well obviously.lol:thefinger :thefinger
Hey.... if you're tanked.... how about a look at those blockbusters!!!! I'll be nice....promise :yes:

[4X4BABE]

Hey.... if you're tanked.... how about a look at those blockbusters!!!! I'll be nice....promise :yes:
ok fine...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/guessbreastsize1.jpg

[Scrub]

minus the bra :banghead: :banghead:

[4X4BABE]

minus the bra :banghead: :banghead:
so...i take it u like lookin at lil boys butts

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/guessbreastsize2.jpg

:nono: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

[crackmonkey]

minus the bra :banghead: :banghead:
Duh.......:pissed:

[Scrub]

so...i take it u like lookin at lil boys butts

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/guessbreastsize2.jpg

:nono: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:


Yea but dont tell anyone.....i dont wanna go back to jail :slap:

[crackmonkey]

so...i take it u like lookin at lil boys butts

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/guessbreastsize2.jpg

:nono: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.:rolling:

[4X4BABE]

Yea but dont tell anyone.....i dont wanna go back to jail :slap:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/2-2.jpg

[Connect]

Ha, you all should be going to jail. Especially crackwhore cause you know he was relieving himself to that picture.

[throttleboy]

What happened to this pic????
How about this for a caption!!!!
join the butt pirates and you too can be the man in the middle!:rainbow: