Why pizza jeep is a dumba$$

[Sauce]

PJ is a complete dumbass and here is your opportunity to tell us why I will lead off this thread with a few I have thought of...
1. He thinks solid links are stronger than tube links
2. He runs forties on 44's
3. He thinks flame gussets are cool
This is just a start, lets hear some more.

[xjmoser]

He wheels a TJ:eek:

[PizzILLA]

1 he likes it in the butt

2 he drives on junk cars thinking its cool

3 he rolled his jeep last weekend SOLEY to test the strength of his new poison spider cage and his...

4 booger welds, that dont hold for SHIIT

5 he stands behind his neighbors experience and thinks he's the bomb asss wheeler because he knows him

6 he never shows up for his own challenges

7 his booty fabbed rig cant make it over a parking curb without breaking anything

8 sauce wants his *** more than he wants his tires

9 he doesnt have a front locker

10 he doesnt have a low t case

11 he acts like he can fab when everything he does comes out looking like it came out of the junkyard

12 hes set up an axle 25 less times than he says he has

13 his rig on 40s is his... DAILY DRIVER



lucky number 13.. gosh i got yall off to a good start.. biitch sauce, have any more good ones???
you kno that if i think of any more, ill post them

[JOE THE TOE]

And by doing all those thing's wrong when he eventually get's the right stuff he'll be that much better of a wheeler and also know how to fix alot more sh!t.:thefinger

[PizzILLA]

got some more

14 he finds joy out of changing u joints

15 he drive. up on the top of 42s all the time. then the 42s drive on top of his 35's and eat the fenders he used to have

16 he finds joy in crunching body panels and tailgates and hoods and windshield frames on an otherwise used-to-be valuable vehicle

17 (while im on the subject) bought a TJ wrangler for bucko bucks then sent the resale value down into the ground within a year

18 thought breaking his dana 35 was the best day of his life

19 thought breaking his entire front suspension system and had to be biitch pulled halfway out of the rubicon was the second best day of his life

20 wheels hunter lake all the time so that he can say that he doesnt break his jeep EVERY time he goes out...


comeon tossed salad sauce.. you could only come up with a measly 4????

[MR.ROCKAPE]

IF YOU ALL KEEP THIS UP I AM GOING TO CHIP IN FOR THE RENO 4XJ MARRIAGE THERAPIST:yes:
GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!!:barf:

[JOE THE TOE]

SAUCE & PIZZA,THATS CUTE,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS A BETTER RING TO IT...........PIZZA SAUCE,WHAT'S A PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE!:thefinger

[CANYON KRAWLER MIKE]

i dont have a front locker either:(

[Sierra Valley]

SAUCE & PIZZA,THATS CUTE,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS A BETTER RING TO IT...........PIZZA SAUCE,WHAT'S A PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE!:thefinger


Thats some good $hit toe. Word to those two little turds.

[PizzILLA]

i dont have a front locker either:(
actually now that i think of it...

duncan runs an open front.
we have preston who runs open front.
austin runs an open front
allen ran an open front for the longest time, until only 3 weeks ago
same with dustin.. open... only until labor day did he get an arb in the front


yep those front lockers are pretty damn important. all of these guys have better wheeling skills than i do... can get a lot further than i can.

[PizzILLA]

SAUCE & PIZZA,THATS CUTE,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS A BETTER RING TO IT...........PIZZA SAUCE,WHAT'S A PIZZA WITHOUT SAUCE!:thefinger
you know... sauce never told us his full name... not until recently when i looked at his birth certificate did i notice that the full name is infact 'loves the creamy white sauce'

i do understand though why he did shorten it.... thats a long name to write on papers, homework, bills, checks, scooter lease agreements


come awn people... cant come up with any other good ones???

[CANYON KRAWLER MIKE]

actually now that i think of it...


yep those front lockers are pretty damn important. all of these guys have better wheeling skills than i do... can get a lot further than i can.

Well, above average. :D

[Mongo720]

This is some funny $hit

[Dennis]

you kno that if i think of any more, ill post them

taking self-criticism to a new level. :hammerhea way to go Tony.

[Sauce]

gotta give it to you PJ, you came up with most of the ones I can think of, looks like you turned this ish around on my sorry azz. Mad props to a nigga!

[crackmonkey]

Thats some good $hit toe. Word to those two little turds.
What a pathetic, shameless, sucka$$.....:rainbow: :loser:

[Sierra Valley]

You know thats just what I was thinking of t-bags primer grey wheeler. God damn that things ugly. Your in here w/out your boyfriend:slap: , **** your all grown up now:maggie:

[Sierra Valley]

Is this where you and your boyfriend retire to at the end of a long day of web wheelin?

http://www.raftgotar.com/My_Homepage_Files/Download/RedNeck10%20Large%20Web%20view.jpg

[Sierra Valley]

A familiar and all to common thought that goes through cracks monkeys mind on sunday mornings.

http://www.raftgotar.com/humor/My_Homepage_Files/Download/image018-4.jpg

[crackmonkey]

A familiar and all (to) common thought that goes through cracks monkeys mind on sunday mornings.

http://www.raftgotar.com/humor/My_Homepage_Files/Download/image018-4.jpg
"TO" isn't "TO" dumba$$. It's "TOO".I guess you spent TOO much time with your nose up your mommas snatch for her to teach you TO spell.......RETARD!

[HOT-BOY]

You Tell That Little Sword-fight'n,burnt Ky Smell'in Cracker-azz!:d

[Sierra Valley]

"TO" isn't "TO" dumba$$. It's "TOO".I guess you spent TOO much time with your nose up your mommas snatch for her to teach you TO spell.......RETARD!


Oh my another typo:eek: Dennis, I want a damn spell checker on this damn website so that crack baby will be happy w/ my spelling:D

[Sierra Valley]

You Tell That Little Sword-fight'n,burnt Ky Smell'in Cracker-azz!:d


I bet mines bigger:yes:

[HOT-BOY]

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR MOM!:slap:

[kairo]

hot-boy?!?!? kf;jadsf;lkja;lkaafdsafsdafsd;lk;jklafdff :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :no: :rolling:

[Sierra Valley]

Pizza Jeep, check it, this fool's coming right out saying he's gay look at his sig:D

[HOT-BOY]

DON'T YOU AND PIZZA-BOY START GETT'IN ALL EXCITED,IT SAYS HO NOT SIERRA-VALLEY!:slap:

[Sierra Valley]

male ho is how I interpreted ur :rainbow:

[Sierra Valley]

so when are we going to get the privelage to wheel w/ hot boy and his badder than yours stocker.

[HOT-BOY]

AS SOON AS YOU FIX YO SH!T AND GET THE BALLS UP TO ASK!:yes: :D

[Sierra Valley]

Sounds good, works starts tomorrow night:( Then we wheel, but I dont want to scratch it or anything:D

[4X4BABE]

"TO" isn't "TO" dumba$$. It's "TOO".I guess you spent TOO much time with your nose up your mommas snatch for her to teach you TO spell.......RETARD!
MY NIGGA CRACKMONKEY HAS GROWN INTO A SILVERBACK GORILLA...WAY TO SHOW THE FAGS HOW TO GET IT UP WITHOUT HAVIN TO LOOK AT A LIL BOYS A$$:rofl: :smokin:

[Sierra Valley]

You guys are nothing but wiggas, all trying to be black and ****. This is a red neck sport, go back to LA all of you.:thefinger

[4X4BABE]

AS SOON AS YOU FIX YO SH!T AND GET THE BALLS UP TO ASK!:yes: :D
LMAO@FIX YO ****....if u were waiting for martha stuart there to fix anything ull never get to see how bad his **** sux ***....its pretty sad when a power wheel is higher up on the todem pole than his sh!t...look P!ss pants...u and ur sister can wheel a lot more than u do now in this sexy machine

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/B0007PHMX6.jpg

oh yeah and u can purchase one at ur fav store...walmart:D

[Sierra Valley]

That jeep is more trail rated than your hoopty. BTW - thats my ***** next to me. Also, when we going to wheel stockers. My fords not broke:D

[4X4BABE]

You guys are nothing but wiggas, all trying to be black and ****. This is a red neck sport, go back to LA all of you.:thefinger
i rather try and be black than try and be straight....come out of the closet queer...i mean hell, at least come out and lock urself in the bathroom...:no:

[Sierra Valley]

you used the disagree icon, damn your dumb. :yes:

[HOT-BOY]

I HAVE TO GO FOR TONIGHT ,DENIS IS WATCHING ME & I'M STILL ON PROBATION!:yes: :D

[Sierra Valley]

Behave fawker. Go let 4x4babe have a little, she seems uptight tonight. She probably needs a good dicken.:D

[HOT-BOY]

DICKEN'S CIDER,NOTHING'S BETTER THAN A LITTLE DICKEN'S CIDER!:yes: :beer:

[Sierra Valley]

:scratch: :rolling: :wave:

[4X4BABE]

yeah it has been pretty dry lately....;)

[MR.ROCKAPE]

yeah it has been pretty dry lately....;)
:hammerhea I got some wheel bearing grease fo' ya 4x4babe:yes: !!!I think its the waterproof kind(wont even wash off)!!!Ill sent crackmonkey over to put lube in place fo ya:whistle:

[4X4BABE]

:hammerhea I got some wheel bearing grease fo' ya 4x4babe:yes: !!!I think its the waterproof kind(wont even wash off)!!!Ill sent crackmonkey over to put lube in place fo ya:whistle:
naw, it definately washes off....he can never lube it far enough to where it stays in place.lol. i guess i need to just go get some bigger tools of my own and do it myself.:best::wave: :whistle: :wave:

[JOE THE TOE]

Dayum, I missed some good sh!t!:eek: :D

[MR.ROCKAPE]

naw, it definately washes off....he can never lube it far enough to where it stays in place.lol. i guess i need to just go get some bigger tools of my own and do it myself.:best::wave: :whistle: :wave:
I JUST WANT TO WATCH!!!!!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:eek:

[4X4BABE]

I JUST WANT TO WATCH!!!!!!BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:eek:
MAN MY NIGGA, THAT SH1T DONT EVEN HAVE THE TIMESPAN OF A PORNO...MORE LIKE A BOOTLEG COMMERCIAL UR ASSIGNED TO DO IN FILMCLASS....ONE PUMP CHUMPYA HEARD!!! :D :D BIOTCH CANT EVEN KICK OFF HER SHOES BEFORE MY NIGGA CRACKMONKEY SQUEELIN....I THINK HOTBOY NEEDS TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GET IT DONE.:rolling: :rolling:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

MAN MY NIGGA, THAT SH1T DONT EVEN HAVE THE TIMESPAN OF A PORNO...MORE LIKE A BOOTLEG COMMERCIAL UR ASSIGNED TO DO IN FILMCLASS....ONE PUMP CHUMPYA HEARD!!! :D :D BIOTCH CANT EVEN KICK OFF HER SHOES BEFORE MY NIGGA CRACKMONKEY SQUEELIN....I THINK HOTBOY NEEDS TO TEACH HIM HOW TO GET IT DONE.:rolling: :rolling:
ONE PUMP??CRACKMONKEY WOULDNT EVEN GET THAT FAR!!!SCRAPE HIS SH!T ON HIS ZIPPER ON THE WAY OUT AND BE DONE!!!BUT HE DID SAY SIERRA VALLEYS GOT "THE TOUCH"TO MAKE IT LAST LONG TIME!!!

[4X4BABE]

ONE PUMP??CRACKMONKEY WOULDNT EVEN GET THAT FAR!!!SCRAPE HIS SH!T ON HIS ZIPPER ON THE WAY OUT AND BE DONE!!!BUT HE DID SAY SIERRA VALLEYS GOT "THE TOUCH"TO MAKE IT LAST LONG TIME!!!
ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT THO IS THIS IS A BLUEPRINT OF THE ONLY PLACES SIERRA OFFERS HIS "TOUCHES"**

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/dap6.jpg








**(just like in the picture, victim must be passed out in order for Sierra to attempt to use "his touch")

[MR.ROCKAPE]

NOW THAT IS NASTY:yes: HOW DID YOU GET ALL THESE SPY PICS OF SIERRA VALLEY???THAT BOYS NOT RIGHT??IS HE??
I BET PJ IS RIGHT CLICKING THIS PIC AND SAVING IT FOR HIS ARCHIVES.(THE BLUE PRINT TO SUCKCESS WHEN YOU FEED SIERRA VALLEY SOME BEER!!!)

[throttleboy]

You know thats just what I was thinking of t-bags primer grey wheeler. God damn that things ugly. Your in here w/out your boyfriend:slap: , **** your all grown up now:maggie:
heres your daddy valleygirl :yes: !!so when i get my ugly primer grey wheeler done you want me to come to portola and school you?? i was just lookin through your pics and i'm thinkin your scared of the rocks :yes: !! i've already been up the best that portola has to offer but i'll gladly make a trip back to spank you in front of your home croud ;) !!BTW is your heep really stuck in that ditch :rainbow: !! my junk will be ready in about 3 weeks......we'll check your MAD wheelin skills then :yes: !!

[throttleboy]

ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT THO IS THIS IS A BLUEPRINT OF THE ONLY PLACES SIERRA OFFERS HIS "TOUCHES"**

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/acidicsnow/dap6.jpg








**(just like in the picture, victim must be passed out in order for Sierra to attempt to use "his touch")
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: NOW THATS SOME FUNNY SH!T THERE!!

[throttleboy]

NOW THAT IS NASTY:yes: HOW DID YOU GET ALL THESE SPY PICS OF SIERRA VALLEY???THAT BOYS NOT RIGHT??IS HE??
I BET PJ IS RIGHT CLICKING THIS PIC AND SAVING IT FOR HIS ARCHIVES.(THE BLUE PRINT TO SUCKCESS WHEN YOU FEED SIERRA VALLEY SOME BEER!!!)
LETS FEED HIM SOME 44s AND ROCKWELLS FIRST :yes: !!

[JOE THE TOE]

That sh!t is foul,you won't hear from any chit-chat boys tomorrow,they'll be busy clean'in the sh!t off their keyboards all day!:yes: :D

[crackmonkey]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: NOW THATS SOME FUNNY SH!T THERE!!

GO QUEER VALLEY! Faggot is as faggot does.......:eek:

[PizzILLA]

NOW THAT IS NASTY:yes: HOW DID YOU GET ALL THESE SPY PICS OF SIERRA VALLEY???THAT BOYS NOT RIGHT??IS HE??
I BET PJ IS RIGHT CLICKING THIS PIC AND SAVING IT FOR HIS ARCHIVES.(THE BLUE PRINT TO SUCKCESS WHEN YOU FEED SIERRA VALLEY SOME BEER!!!)
shiit nigga act like ya dont know!

[HOT-BOY]

ALMOST GOT THIS WHOLE DAMN BOARD!:yes: