View Full Version : WHERES CRACKMONKEY??
throttleboy
August 17th, 2006, 06:52 AM
WELL I GUESS DSI SCARED THE ANALDWELLINGBUTTMONKEY AWAY!! I KNEW THAT NIGGA DIDNT HAVE WHAT IT TOOK TA ROLL WITH DA FOUR!! IF YOU LURKIN NIGGA POST UP AND LETS SEE IF THE RUMOR'S TRUE.......CAUSE I HEARD.......CITYFAREBABE AND HER XXXL MOOSEKNUCKLE GOT YOU BEAT DOWN AND WHOOPED!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 17th, 2006, 02:43 PM
WELL I GUESS DSI SCARED THE ANALDWELLINGBUTTMONKEY AWAY!! I KNEW THAT NIGGA DIDNT HAVE WHAT IT TOOK TA ROLL WITH DA FOUR!! IF YOU LURKIN NIGGA POST UP AND LETS SEE IF THE RUMOR'S TRUE.......CAUSE I HEARD.......CITYFAREBABE AND HER XXXL MOOSEKNUCKLE GOT YOU BEAT DOWN AND WHOOPED!!
SOUNDS LIKE THE CRACKMONKEY IS ON PU$$Y LOCKDOWN!!!COME AWN 4X4BABE LET THAT NIGGA COME UP FOR AIR AND SOME POSTING!!!!(AND THEY SAY BRUTHAS "DONT GO DOWNTOWN"???:laughat:
BIG BLUE
August 17th, 2006, 03:15 PM
Crackmonkey has been thrown in the mooseknuckle dungeon and has been trying to find a way out for weeks.....
4X4BABE
August 17th, 2006, 07:06 PM
THAT NIGGA MY BITCH NOW...YALL FOOLS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO TREAT A BROTHA SO HE CAME RUNNIN TO ME AND MY MOOSEKNUCKLE FOR SOME GOOOD GOOOOD LOVIN...INSTEAD OF MOOSEKNUCKLE HE CALLS IT CAMPBELLS NOW CUS IT IS MMMM MMMM GOOOD! OR NIKE IF HE WANTS TO "JUST DO IT"
crackmonkey
August 18th, 2006, 04:04 AM
Y'all be talkin' about my girls XXXL size mooseknuckle.... That's cause you cracker-assed white boys be workin with the Fischer-Price Jr.sized yardstick.
When I'm hittin' that shit,it's the G.I. Joe pussy. (Got the kung-foo grip.)
Damn Throttleboy.... I know that YOU know how hard it is for a nigga to get internet access time when your're gettin' three hots an a cot, but it looks like I'll be out soon on good behavior.....
throttleboy
August 18th, 2006, 07:58 AM
Y'all be talkin' about my girls XXXL size mooseknuckle.... That's cause you cracker-assed white boys be workin with the Fischer-Price Jr.sized yardstick.
When I'm hittin' that shit,it's the G.I. Joe pussy. (Got the kung-foo grip.)
Damn Throttleboy.... I know that YOU know how hard it is for a nigga to get internet access time when your're gettin' three hots an a cot, but it looks like I'll be out soon on good behavior.....
DAMN NIGGA ITS BOUT TIME YO BLACK ASS POST UP!! BUT THAT WEAK ASS POST MAKES ME THINK YOU LOST YO SKILLS!! HIT THE CAPS LOCK AND LETS GET THE SHIT ROLLIN.........I HEARD YOU CANT GET BANED ON THIS BOARD.......SO LETS TAKE IT TA DA HOLE MY XXXL MOOSE KNUCKLE LOVIN NIGGA!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 18th, 2006, 08:27 AM
DAMN NIGGA ITS BOUT TIME YO BLACK ASS POST UP!! BUT THAT WEAK ASS POST MAKES ME THINK YOU LOST YO SKILLS!! HIT THE CAPS LOCK AND LETS GET THE SHIT ROLLIN.........I HEARD YOU CANT GET BANED ON THIS BOARD.......SO LETS TAKE IT TA DA HOLE MY XXXL MOOSE KNUCKLE LOVIN NIGGA!!
CRACKMONKEY LOST HIS SKILLZ(A WHITE WOMAN WILL DO THAT TO A BRUTHA)!!!HE IS GONNA JOIN THE SUBARU NATION AND GO HARDCORE WHEELIN WITH THEM!!!ITS TOO BAD THAT KAIROL IS RUNNING CRACKMONKEYS WHOLE OPERATION!!!!PIMPIN HOES IS NOW SELLING DOUGNUT HOLES!!!DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS HAVE BEEN REDUCES TO DRIVE-BY SWEATERINGS(IN CASE GANGSTAS GET COLD)HARDCORE POSTING HAS BEEN REDUCED TO--->"i hope these hardcore guys dont notice im posting!!!"
ITS A SHAME TOO!!!I HEARD THAT HE WAS SO "NOT HARDCORE" HE WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE XJ NATION!!!AND SINCE I HAVE SEEN HIM RIDING BIOTCH WITH 4X4BABE I BELIEVE THE RUMORS!!!(COUGH KEPT-BOY-COUGH)
MAYBE HE NEEDS TO JUST......................
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/godfather-the-photo-the-godfather-6.jpg
BIG BLUE
August 18th, 2006, 08:57 AM
WHAT THE CRACKMONKEY HAS GONE FROM :thbling: TO http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n127/THEROCKGODS/hug.gif.....TRADED IN THE 44" ON 22'S AND GOT HIMSELF A SET OF 28" SWAMPERS ON 14'S....THAT MUST BE SOME MEAN MOOSKNUCLE TO THROW A :thgrinpimp: FOR A LOOP LIKE THAT......WHATS NEXT GOON THROW AWAY THE MADDOG 2020 FORTIES AND GET A BOTTLE OF MERLOT AND SOME WINE GLASSES?????
Lady Black Widow
August 18th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Once you go black you never go back!! Does that apply here???:clap:
MR.ROCKAPE
August 18th, 2006, 10:17 AM
Once you go black you never go back!! Does that apply here???:clap:
NO I THINK ITS THE OPPOSITE!!!!ONCE YOU GO WHITE........SHE CUT HIS NUTS OFF AND KEEP'EM ON LOCK-DOWN IN HER PURSE!!!!!
throttleboy
August 18th, 2006, 12:38 PM
CRACKMONKEY LOST HIS SKILLZ(A WHITE WOMAN WILL DO THAT TO A BRUTHA)!!!HE IS GONNA JOIN THE SUBARU NATION AND GO HARDCORE WHEELIN WITH THEM!!!ITS TOO BAD THAT KAIROL IS RUNNING CRACKMONKEYS WHOLE OPERATION!!!!PIMPIN HOES IS NOW SELLING DOUGNUT HOLES!!!DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS HAVE BEEN REDUCES TO DRIVE-BY SWEATERINGS(IN CASE GANGSTAS GET COLD)HARDCORE POSTING HAS BEEN REDUCED TO--->"i hope these hardcore guys dont notice im posting!!!"
ITS A SHAME TOO!!!I HEARD THAT HE WAS SO "NOT HARDCORE" HE WILL BE INDUCTED INTO THE XJ NATION!!!AND SINCE I HAVE SEEN HIM RIDING BIOTCH WITH 4X4BABE I BELIEVE THE RUMORS!!!(COUGH KEPT-BOY-COUGH)
NOW THATS HOW TO LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON THE KNUCKLEWHIPEDMONKEYS CANDY ASS.....YO PIMP HAND IS STRONG MY NIGGA.....WAIT TELL DSI HEARS THAT C/M BOWED DOWN TO THE MOOSE KNUCKLE AND LOST HIS CAPS LOCK SKILLZ HE'LL BE GUNNIN FOR THE MONKEY!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 18th, 2006, 04:15 PM
NOW THATS HOW TO LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON THE KNUCKLEWHIPEDMONKEYS CANDY ASS.....YO PIMP HAND IS STRONG MY NIGGA.....WAIT TELL DSI HEARS THAT C/M BOWED DOWN TO THE MOOSE KNUCKLE AND LOST HIS CAPS LOCK SKILLZ HE'LL BE GUNNIN FOR THE MONKEY!!
DSI WILL PROBABLY HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE PJ TAPS DAT ASS!!!:help: :blackeye:
MR.ROCKAPE
August 18th, 2006, 06:53 PM
BACK IN THE DAY CRACKMONKEY COULD GET THE JOB DONE AT A YOUNG AGE!!!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 18th, 2006, 06:55 PM
NOW????HES AS COOL AS GARY COLMAN AND KNIGHT RIDER!!!!:old:
4X4BABE
August 18th, 2006, 07:41 PM
NO I THINK ITS THE OPPOSITE!!!!ONCE YOU GO WHITE........SHE CUT HIS NUTS OFF AND KEEP'EM ON LOCK-DOWN IN HER PURSE!!!!!
ONCE U GO WHITE ULL NEVER FIND ANYTHING AS TIGHT:wink:
throttleboy
August 19th, 2006, 06:32 AM
ONCE U GO WHITE ULL NEVER FIND ANYTHING AS TIGHT:wink:
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN AND HEARD............THIS DONT APPLY TO YOU :buttkick: !!!
4X4BABE
August 19th, 2006, 07:03 PM
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN AND HEARD............THIS DONT APPLY TO YOU :buttkick: !!!
U DIDNT SEE SHIT AND U DIDNT HEAR SHIT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP U OLD BATTERED BEAT TO SHIT CROOKED :DSI: MAN:smash: :smash: :blackeye:
Lumpy
August 19th, 2006, 08:50 PM
U DIDNT SEE SHIT AND U DIDNT HEAR SHIT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP U OLD BATTERED BEAT TO SHIT CROOKED :DSI: MAN:smash: :smash: :blackeye:
WOW YOU WERE ON A ROLL WITH THAT :eek: :eek: :laugh:
4X4BABE
August 19th, 2006, 09:31 PM
:redface: :biggrin:
throttleboy
August 21st, 2006, 06:49 AM
U DIDNT SEE SHIT AND U DIDNT HEAR SHIT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP U OLD BATTERED BEAT TO SHIT CROOKED :DSI: MAN:smash: :smash: :blackeye:
HOW SOON WE FORGET.........JELLO WRESTLING.........EVERYONE SAW THAT BRUSED AND BATTERED XXXL MOOSE KNUCKLE,IT WAS LIKE A BAD CAR WRECK......YOU COULD'NT HELP BUT LOOK!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 21st, 2006, 07:51 AM
CRACKMONKEY HAS BEEN SCARED INTO HIDING!!!HIS MAD POSTING SKILLZ LOST!!!I HEARD THAT WHEN HE WALKS HE HOLDS HIS BUTT TIGHT(LIKE WHITE FOLKS!!!)MAYBE HE IS JUST AN OREO NOW???(BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND WHITE ON THE INSIDE???)
R.I.P CRACKMONKEY!!!(TOO SCARED TO COME PLAY???,MAYBE IN HIDING WITH JOE THE TOE???:biggrin: )
BIG BLUE
August 22nd, 2006, 11:03 AM
This just in a photo of crankmonkey was just found that was taken just as he saw the mooseknuckle for the first time....
throttleboy
August 22nd, 2006, 04:32 PM
This just in a photo of crankmonkey was just found that was taken just as he saw the mooseknuckle for the first time....
NOW THAT THERES FUNNY I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE !!!
crackmonkey
August 22nd, 2006, 05:55 PM
Jesus! What a bunch of cryin' ass, Sun Valley,white trash mother fuckers! When I feel like talkin to you dumb-assed crackers, you'll know it.Some Niggers got a life, unlike you retards. It still amazes me that you dumb-asses can drag your welfare cheese eatin asses away from Beavis and Butthead reruns long enough to type on the computer.
I'm goin' back outside to finish pickin' up all of the shingles that blew off of the cheap-assed roof of my new shop in the 30mph winds that blew last night..... BITCHES!!!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 22nd, 2006, 08:11 PM
Jesus! What a bunch of cryin' ass, Sun Valley,white trash mother fuckers! When I feel like talkin to you dumb-assed crackers, you'll know it.Some Niggers got a life, unlike you retards. It still amazes me that you dumb-asses can drag your welfare cheese eatin asses away from Beavis and Butthead reruns long enough to type on the computer.
I'm goin' back outside to finish pickin' up all of the shingles that blew off of the cheap-assed roof of my new shop in the 30mph winds that blew last night..... BITCHES!!!!
UH-OH!!!NOW WE GOT THIS NIGGA MAD!!!KEEP THIS UP AND WE MIGHT HAVE TO ADD THAT NIGGA TO THE SUPER-MOD LIST TO KEEP YOU CRACKER ASS WHITE BOYS IN LINE!!!!:laughat: :respect
HEY MONKEY!!!BE CAREFUL BECAUSE US ANGRY CRACKAS MIGHT CRACK THIS ON YA!!!:whip: :hide: <---CLOSEST SMILIE TO THE KLAN!!!!
Dnmeistr
August 22nd, 2006, 08:14 PM
Shit 30mph winds, I thought those staw huts could take more than that :laugh:
throttleboy
August 23rd, 2006, 06:27 AM
Jesus! What a bunch of cryin' ass, Sun Valley,white trash mother fuckers! When I feel like talkin to you dumb-assed crackers, you'll know it.Some Niggers got a life, unlike you retards. It still amazes me that you dumb-asses can drag your welfare cheese eatin asses away from Beavis and Butthead reruns long enough to type on the computer.
I'm goin' back outside to finish pickin' up all of the shingles that blew off of the cheap-assed roof of my new shop in the 30mph winds that blew last night..... BITCHES!!!!
SOUNDS LIKE YOU BEEN WORKIN ON YO VOCAB SKILLZ A LITTLE(DID CITYFAREBABE WISPER THIS POST IN YOUR EAR)....PULL OUT NIGGA!!WHO YOU TRYIN TO FOOL........YOU GOT NO LIFE....YOU A SLAVE TO THE MAN NIGGA!! AND AS FO THOSE SHINGLES.....DSI PAID ME DOUBLE TO HOOK YOU UP!! AND THIS IS WHAT LEADS ME TO BELEVE YO GAME HAS GOTTIN WEAK MY BROTHA,CAUSE A REAL NIGGA WOULD HAVE HIS HO'Z OUT THERE PICKIN THAT SHIT UP!!
crackmonkey
August 23rd, 2006, 12:55 PM
SOUNDS LIKE YOU BEEN WORKIN ON YO VOCAB SKILLZ A LITTLE(DID CITYFAREBABE WISPER THIS POST IN YOUR EAR)....PULL OUT NIGGA!!WHO YOU TRYIN TO FOOL........YOU GOT NO LIFE....YOU A SLAVE TO THE MAN NIGGA!! AND AS FO THOSE SHINGLES.....DSI PAID ME DOUBLE TO HOOK YOU UP!! AND THIS IS WHAT LEADS ME TO BELEVE YO GAME HAS GOTTIN WEAK MY BROTHA,CAUSE A REAL NIGGA WOULD HAVE HIS HO'Z OUT THERE PICKIN THAT SHIT UP!!
I think yo jus bein all angry an hatin an shit 'cause you done lost all yo mad fabbin' skills.Had to give your prize possesion to the Ape so he could salvage what's left. Just as well, I heard that it was lookin' really NASCAR hillbilly an shit.Back to buildin' pimp race Metros again......:fight:
throttleboy
August 23rd, 2006, 04:02 PM
I think yo jus bein all angry an hatin an shit 'cause you done lost all yo mad fabbin' skills.Had to give your prize possesion to the Ape so he could salvage what's left. Just as well, I heard that it was lookin' really NASCAR hillbilly an shit.Back to buildin' pimp race Metros again......:fight:
YOU GOT ME THERE MY BROTHA,BUT THROTTLETRUGGY TWO IS IN THE WORKS AS WE SPEAK SO STAY TUNED FOR THE NASCAR EDITION !! I TRIED TO BUY MY JUNK TODAY BUT WAS DENIED!!ALL THAT SHIT THE ROCKCHIMP USE TO TALK ABOUT DODGE AND NOW HE OWNS ONE!!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 23rd, 2006, 04:34 PM
YOU GOT ME THERE MY BROTHA,BUT THROTTLETRUGGY TWO IS IN THE WORKS AS WE SPEAK SO STAY TUNED FOR THE NASCAR EDITION !! I TRIED TO BUY MY JUNK TODAY BUT WAS DENIED!!ALL THAT SHIT THE ROCKCHIMP USE TO TALK ABOUT DODGE AND NOW HE OWNS ONE!!
DODGE???:rolleyes: WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHOS WHEELIN IT NOW????:laughat: :thbling: :afraid:
crackmonkey
August 23rd, 2006, 06:07 PM
I finally bought me my very own extreme rock crawler.
Rockape just sold me the former Throttlebuggy this afternoon.Theres a lot of hillbilly shit that needs to be un-done but, it should be really pimp when it's done. Best $4250 I've ever spent.:thbling:
throttleboy
August 24th, 2006, 05:55 AM
DODGE???:rolleyes: WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHOS WHEELIN IT NOW????:laughat: :thbling: :afraid:
STILL A DODGE NIGGA DONT MATTER WHOS DRIVIN!!
throttleboy
August 24th, 2006, 06:19 AM
I finally bought me my very own extreme rock crawler.
Rockape just sold me the former Throttlebuggy this afternoon.Theres a lot of hillbilly shit that needs to be un-done but, it should be really pimp when it's done. Best $4250 I've ever spent.:thbling:
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU STEPED UP FROM THE GEO!!SO WHOS GONNA UN-HILLBILLY YO NEW RIDE?? OR WAS THAT PART A THE DEAL?? IF SO :rolleyes: YOU CANT EVEN GET THE CHIMP TO CLIP YO OTHER RIDE :fight: !!
MR.ROCKAPE
August 24th, 2006, 07:51 AM
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU STEPED UP FROM THE GEO!!SO WHOS GONNA UN-HILLBILLY YO NEW RIDE?? OR WAS THAT PART A THE DEAL?? IF SO :rolleyes: YOU CANT EVEN GET THE CHIMP TO CLIP YO OTHER RIDE :fight: !!
LOOK NOW IM THE PEBBLE CHIMP,DOWN GRADED FROM THE ROCKAPE??WTF??
DONT WORRY THROTTLE!!! WE ARE GONNA SEND THE THROTTLE TRUGGY TO THIS GUY(PIC BELOW) AND HAVE HIM PUT SOME 20s ON IT,GUCCI INTERIOR,PAINT IT JUST ABOUT THE COLOR OF THE ROLLS IN THE BACK GROUND!!!
THEN IT WILL BE FIT FOR CRACKMONKEY TO CRUISE!!!!
"THE GOLD IS FOR THE HUUNYS AND THE GREEN IS FOR THE MONEY"
SPOON-EAZY
August 26th, 2006, 06:46 AM
YOU GOT ME THERE MY BROTHA,BUT THROTTLETRUGGY TWO IS IN THE WORKS AS WE SPEAK SO STAY TUNED FOR THE NASCAR EDITION !! I TRIED TO BUY MY JUNK TODAY BUT WAS DENIED!!ALL THAT SHIT THE ROCKCHIMP USE TO TALK ABOUT DODGE AND NOW HE OWNS ONE!!THROTTLE TRUGGY TWO??? YOU COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THROTTLE TRUGGY ONE!!! I HEARD THAT THE APE IS GONNA MAKE A DODGE FAMOUS!!! HARDCORE SURVEY SAYS------------>
LUMPY WILL BE WHEELIN' :eek: AND SAMBO MIGHT HAVE A FINISHED CAGE IN HIS BRONCO :eek: BY THE TIME THROTTLEBOY GETS A RIG DONE. COMPLETION DATE SCHEDULED FOR 2030.
:mullet: :mullet: :mullet: :mullet: :mullet:
BIG BLUE
November 6th, 2006, 03:52 PM
Hey everyone I just found out the truth!!! Crackmonkey has been on vacation!!! Just got back and sent some photos to me. So now we know the truth!!!! It wasnt 4x4babe who had him on lock down after all.....or maybve he snuck away for a little R&R.
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/fny1011_04.jpg
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/fny1011_05.jpg
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MR.ROCKAPE
November 6th, 2006, 04:25 PM
:clap: WAY TO REVIVE AN OLD THREAD!!!NICE PICS:puke: !!!THE MONKEY HAS HAD HIS GHETTO PASS REVOKED!!!PRETTY SURE HE IS IN PIMPIN-ANONYMOUS TOO!!!
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