The "Newbie" is here

[KOnrad]

Hey All,

I'm a fellow wheeler looking to get knowledge to build a rig. I have some off-roading experience with a 1988 K5 that sat on 35" BFG mud terrains and an 1988 Toyota IFS. Now I have a Pre-Runner Tacoma and want to build a Rig. I never had interest in Rocks. Just here to learn!!!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

Hey All,

I'm a fellow wheeler looking to get knowledge to build a rig. I have some off-roading experience with a 1988 K5 that sat on 35" BFG mud terrains and an 1988 Toyota IFS. Now I have a Pre-Runner Tacoma and want to build a Rig. I never had interest in Rocks. Just here to learn!!!

YOU MAY HAVE SEEN A BUNCH OF SH!T TALKIN AROUND HERE, BUT THERE ARE SOME PRETTY KNOWLEDGEABLE GUYS IN HERE!!!POST A QUESTION AND YOU WILL GET A SERIOUS ANSWER(USUALLY BEFORE WE TAKE YOUR THREAD OUT ON A TANGENT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR QUESTION!!!)REMEMBER MOST EVERYBODY GETS IT TAKEN TO THEM HERE SOONER OR LATER........

[Double-a]

They take it easy on Newbs here.
I am a new comer as well and I havnt been flamed......yet

[dane]

They take it easy on Newbs here.
I am a new comer as well and I havnt been flamed......yet

Nobody better be taking it easy on Konrads bitch ass, he needs to understand the dark side. He wants to be HOOLIGAN he needs to act like it!!!

Dane

[MR.ROCKAPE]

Nobody better be taking it easy on B-rads bitch ass, he needs to understand the dark side. He wants to be HOOLIGAN he needs to act like it!!!

Dane

IS THAT THE SAME B-RAD FROM MALIBUs MOST WANTED???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqJtiFKeED0

[dane]

IS THAT THE SAME B-RAD FROM MALIBUs MOST WANTED???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqJtiFKeED0

That guy looks waaayyy more kick ass than Konrad.

Dane

[MR.ROCKAPE]

THIS GUY???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql6RZWn74bg

[4X4BABE]

They take it easy on Newbs here.
I am a new comer as well and I havnt been flamed......yet

OH DONT WORRY DOUBLE ANAL...4X4BABE ISNT YET THROUGH WITH U YET...ULL GET URS...IM GOIN THROUGH MY WAITING LIST:cool:

[4X4BABE]

OH AND WELCOME KONRAD..JUST REMEMBER NEVER TO TAKE ANYTHING I OR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS BOARD SAYS PERSONALLY UNLESS WE DIRECTLY EXPLAIN THAT WERE SERIOUS.I HAD THE PRIVILEDGE OF SEEING HOW NEWBS WHEEL...WELL BESIDES WHEN I RODE AND GOT STUCK WITH PIZZAHEEP....AND KONRAD IS EQUIVALENT TO...HMMM:rolleyes:

ID SAY MIKE SHAFFER...AFTER GETTING ROADHEAD FROM DSI:DSI:

[KOnrad]

NOt sure if that's good...but if I got road head before I wheeled...im assuming I would wheel half way descent....maybe I'll haft to get some head and go wheeling....

[4X4BABE]

NOt sure if that's good...but if I got road head before I wheeled...im assuming I would wheel half way descent....maybe I'll haft to get some head and go wheeling....

EXACTLY...IT WAS A COMPLIMENT BTW

[KOnrad]

We did alright...we got through some good lines for only my 2nd time in Rocks in a Dane's Donkey mobile...I love that truck tho...It look like a turd but it get's the job done...kinda like a fat chick....get's the JOB DONE!!! YA heard?

[Lumpy]

WWELCOME PIMP SLICE :Big Grin:

[dane]

We did alright...we got through some good lines for only my 2nd time in Rocks in a Dane's Donkey mobile...I love that truck tho...It look like a turd but it get's the job done...kinda like a fat chick....get's the JOB DONE!!! YA heard?

Damn right ryno, she aint the prettiest girl at the prom, but she puts out!!!

Dane

[KOnrad]

Yeah....we gotta get that ugly prom Queen up the V-Crack...maybe when we get the 4link and it lowered it will make it..

[dane]

Hey All,

I'm a fellow wheeler looking to get knowledge to build a rig. I have some off-roading experience with a 1988 K5 that sat on 35" BFG mud terrains and an 1988 Toyota IFS. Now I have a Pre-Runner Tacoma and want to build a Rig. I never had interest in Rocks. Just here to learn!!!

Prerunner??? Thats a really kind way of saying your a gaywad that bought a 2wd non-donkey truck, time to go in debt little brother. Buy the pimp truck and you can live in it. The payment would be less than rent and nicer than your friends houses!!!

Dane

[dane]

Yeah....we gotta get that ugly prom Queen up the V-Crack...maybe when we get the 4link and it lowered it will make it..

If 4link and lowering doesnt work its time for a bbc and a bottle, it will be like launching the space shuttle in that bitch!!! Your gonna ride shotgun for sure so I can hear you scream like 4x4babes friend in the crack!!!

Dane

[4X4BABE]

If 4link and lowering doesnt work its time for a bbc and a bottle, it will be like launching the space shuttle in that bitch!!! Your gonna ride shotgun for sure so I can hear you scream like 4x4babes friend in the crack!!!

Dane

I DONT THINK ANYONE CAN SCREAM LIKE AMANDA...HELL THAT WAS WORSE THAN BEING CONSTIPATED AT THE RIB COOKOFF WITH THE MILLION MAN MEXICAN MARCH IN LINE TO USE THE PORT-A-POTTIES

[dane]

I DONT THINK ANYONE CAN SCREAM LIKE AMANDA...HELL THAT WAS WORSE THAN BEING CONSTIPATED AT THE RIB COOKOFF WITH THE MILLION MAN MEXICAN MARCH IN LINE TO USE THE PORT-A-POTTIES

No doubt, I have never had someone scream so much that I couldnt tell if my piece of shit was running or not. Im pretty sure I can get it out of Konrad though, he is sissylala like a motherfucker!

Dane

[KOnrad]

Prerunner??? Thats a really kind way of saying your a gaywad that bought a 2wd non-donkey truck, time to go in debt little brother. Buy the pimp truck and you can live in it. The payment would be less than rent and nicer than your friends houses!!!

Dane

It's eating me up...I want a 3/4 ton limo with a cummins like all you dip shits....but for now I'm gonna be smart and drive the shit out of my 4 banger gay tacoma pre-runner non-donkey truck......Parts douches dont have the bank account others do!

[dane]

It's eating me up...I want a 3/4 ton limo with a cummins like all you dip shits....but for now I'm gonna be smart and drive the shit out of my 4 banger gay tacoma pre-runner non-donkey truck......Parts douches dont have the bank account others do!

All of the "boys" have 3/4 tons, but mine is 1-Ton, and I need that for the donkeyrunner!!!

Dane

[KOnrad]

All of the "boys" have 3/4 tons, but mine is 1-Ton, and I need that for the donkeyrunner!!!

Dane


Maybe I'll be a donkey and get an Unleaded DOdge like Chris....that way I can get 8mpg and have an expensive payment i can't afford!!!

[4X4BABE]

All of the "boys" have 3/4 inches, but mine is 1 inch, and I need that for the Sierra Valley!!!

Dane

fixed it for ya:Big Grin:

[dane]

fixed it for ya:Big Grin:


I might not tap the well, but I'll rub the fawk out of the sides!!!

Dane

[KOnrad]

I might not tap the well, but I'll rub the fawk out of the sides!!!

Dane

That's all wrong....I thought you tapped the well....and left the sides alone!! either way...your MORE TROUBLE THEN YOUR WORTH!!!!

[dane]

That's all wrong....I thought you tapped the well....and left the sides alone!! either way...your MORE TROUBLE THEN YOUR WORTH!!!!

Currently I aint tapping shit, so i guess its a moot point!!!:wackit:

Dane

[KOnrad]

Currently I aint tapping shit, so i guess its a moot point!!!:wackit:

Dane

Ass comes in spurts...Sometimes I have to beat it off with a stick and other times....im stuck at home circle jerkin it......Keep your head up and spirits high and maybe I'll throw some fresh meat your way.....I think I owe you after this past weekend....

[dane]

Ass comes in spurts...Sometimes I have to beat it off with a stick and other times....im stuck at home circle jerkin it......Keep your head up and spirits high and maybe I'll throw some fresh meat your way.....I think I owe you after this past weekend....

This whole paragraph is just bad. I dont know where to start, so I wont, and I dont need your leftovers, thanks ryan.

Dane

[KOnrad]

This whole paragraph is just bad. I dont know where to start, so I wont, and I dont need your leftovers, thanks ryan.

Dane

Good thinkin....re-reading it I realized you can take that in atleast 4 ways.....let's leave that untouched....barry it and move on!!! BUt your welcome!!!!


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