Brokeback Wheelin With KonRad

[LooZer247]

Well Konrad got to go home early for the day and low and behold about two hours later Dane and I are getting blown up to come pull him out….Silly boy, only taking one truck mudding.. Anyway bet he will be sorry he was sending me pics from his phone.

Good Job Little Buddy
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/3.jpg

[dane]

Well Konrad got to go home early for the day and low and behold about two hours later Dane and I are getting blown up to come pull him out….Silly boy, only taking one truck mudding.. Anyway bet he will be sorry he was sending me pics from his phone.

Good Job Little Buddy
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/3.jpg

Fun part that you dont get to see in the picture is the broken chain thru the windshield!!! Newbies are so fun to watch:eek: :eek:

Dane

[KOnrad]

Well Konrad got to go home early for the day and low and behold about two hours later Dane and I are getting blown up to come pull him out….Silly boy, only taking one truck mudding.. Anyway bet he will be sorry he was sending me pics from his phone.

Good Job Little Buddy
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/3.jpg

Yes, I did go home early and go wheeling...not that Marco was talking to much shit...but we gotta get that Mall crawling Rubicon on some rocks or something...

Fun part that you dont get to see in the picture is the broken chain thru the windshield!!! Newbies are so fun to watch:eek: :eek:

Dane


Yeah...broken chain through the windshield was smart. My friends tried using a bolt to hold a chain..then tried the snag-n-pull. :Big Grin: :Big Grin:

[dane]

Yes, I did go home early and go wheeling...not that Marco was talking to much shit...but we gotta get that Mall crawling Rubicon on some rocks or something...




Yeah...broken chain through the windshield was smart. My friends tried using a bolt to hold a chain..then tried the snag-n-pull. :Big Grin: :Big Grin:

Getting stuck in some shit like that maybe you need to be introduced to RENO4X4.COM, this shit is right up their alley!!!

Dane

[BIG BLUE]

Trucks like that are for getting groceries and some occasional lawn fertilizer....not for mud. And never use chains for yanking out of mud cause as you learned it leads to broken parts....windshields, bumpers yanked off and a serious case of whiplash!!!:Big Grin:

[dane]

Trucks like that are for getting groceries and some occasional lawn fertilizer....not for mud. And never use chains for yanking out of mud cause as you learned it leads to broken parts....windshields, bumpers yanked off and a serious case of whiplash!!!:Big Grin:

They arent the sharpest tools in the shed, but they definitely are tools. Someday they will learn not to play in the mud at all. They asked me the next day about doing a SAS on that truck and I told them there was no damn way I was touching that mudball piece of shit, besides its a toyota.

Dane

[KOnrad]

Trucks like that are for getting groceries and some occasional lawn fertilizer....not for mud. And never use chains for yanking out of mud cause as you learned it leads to broken parts....windshields, bumpers yanked off and a serious case of whiplash!!!:Big Grin:

a 1988 Toyota 4x4??? a grocery getter? ok...i admit it's not a buggy with 44's...but it's got potential to be a good rig....many good rigs are born from the STANDARD toyota

[KOnrad]

They arent the sharpest tools in the shed, but they definitely are tools. Someday they will learn not to play in the mud at all. They asked me the next day about doing a SAS on that truck and I told them there was no damn way I was touching that mudball piece of shit, besides its a toyota.

Dane

and for you Dane...when you get of work early...and it's not your RIG...why not go bounce it off a mound of dirt and sink it...there wasn't any dry ROCKS around to climb near by??? I know how rock crawlers are about mud though..they hate it

[Sierra Valley]

I got a 2wd forest service truck burried in the mud back in the day. Took 3 rigs and 4 bottle jacks about 4 hours to get it out.:eek:

[BIG BLUE]

Heres a picture of Konrad after winning his first award....hum wonder if it has to do with why he couldn't figure out that is a bad idea to drive a two wheel drive toyota in the mud......:tongue:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/fny1020_06.jpg

[LooZer247]

Well... these are his Brothers, so it kinda makes sense

http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/retards2.jpg

[dane]

Well... these are his Brothers, so it kinda makes sense

http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/retards2.jpg

My name is ryan and this is my brother darrell and my other brother darrell!!!

Dane

[KOnrad]

Heres a picture of Konrad after winning his first award....hum wonder if it has to do with why he couldn't figure out that is a bad idea to drive a two wheel drive toyota in the mud......:tongue:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/fny1020_06.jpg

It's a 4wd yota....that got stuck...I left the 2wd yota at home...i know that's not gonna get me anywhere in the "WEB FIGHT" but i'm just clerifying....I guess KOnrad needs to head to the photoshop studio... pictures are coming out now!!!

[dane]

LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Dane

[BIG BLUE]

It's a 4wd yota....that got stuck...I left the 2wd yota at home...i know that's not gonna get me anywhere in the "WEB FIGHT" but i'm just clerifying....I guess KOnrad needs to head to the photoshop studio... pictures are coming out now!!!

Opps I stand corrected...I just didnt think that anyone put such little tires on a 4x4!!!!:eek:

[LooZer247]

Here you go Little Buddy...Some Support for You...
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/lifegoeson.gif

[KOnrad]

Opps I stand corrected...I just didnt think that anyone put such little tires on a 4x4!!!!:eek:

In all seriousness:

it's a stock lift...with about 32's I think...tiny compared to Dane's runner...Dane's runner will be really nice when he lowers it on 49's. The plan for the Yota is we solid axle swap it. I don't know what tires he wants. But if it were my RIg, I think I would want 37's....is that a bad idea anyone?

[KOnrad]

Here you go Little Buddy...Some Support for You...
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/lifegoeson.gif

Thanks Mark..

[BIG BLUE]

Konrad,
First: turn off your web camera...no one needs to see you...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/835818064.jpg

Second: 32s are a pull rig size tire at its minimum....so yup you need to upgrade. 37s are fine depending on how stupid you wanna get....

Third: When are you building your own rig??????

:Big Grin:

[KOnrad]

Konrad,
First: turn off your web camera...no one needs to see you...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/835818064.jpg

Second: 32s are a pull rig size tire at its minimum....so yup you need to upgrade. 37s are fine depending on how stupid you wanna get....

Third: When are you building your own rig??????

:Big Grin:

1:sorry, didn't know it was on...

2:I totally understand about the 32's..my first rig was a 88 K5 on 35's...and I thought that was a beast until I met some of you guys....

and 3rd of all: I'm trying my hardest to save money. I make shit for money but my plan is to have a rig started within the next 4-6 months. It's going to be a 10 percent street rig tho. I can't afford a trailor and a tow rig. But we'll see.

My vision is a fuel injected toyota, with exo. I want 37's to start. Anything else is a plus....

[dane]

1:sorry, didn't know it was on...

2:I totally understand about the 32's..my first rig was a 88 K5 on 35's...and I thought that was a beast until I met some of you guys....

and 3rd of all: I'm trying my hardest to save money. I make shit for money but my plan is to have DANE START BUILDING A RIG FOR MY BROKE ASS within the next 4-6 months. It's going to be a 100 percent GAY THO, CAUSE IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO A DAMN THING DANE SAYS. I can't afford a trailor and a tow rig. But we'll see.

My vision is a fuel injected toyota, with exo. I want 37's to start. Anything else is a plus....


FIXED.

[MilCrawl]

havent you learned anything konrad???

toyota?
37?
exo...thats ok i guess

[MR.ROCKAPE]

SORRY KONRAD....

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/nohope.jpg


EVEN MY HERO G.W.B,KNOWS!!!!

[HOT-BOY]

YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE RIGHT!:Big Grin: :Big Grin:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE RIGHT!:Big Grin: :Big Grin:

EVERYONE THAT IS A GEORGE BUSH SUPPORTER IS GOING TO HELL???OH YOU MEANT THE PIC OF KONRAD!!!!:cool:

[KOnrad]

SORRY KONRAD....

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/nohope.jpg


EVEN MY HERO G.W.B,KNOWS!!!!

I would expect better shit from the Adminastrator!!! :frown: :frown:

[BIG BLUE]

I would expect better shit from the Adminastrator!!! :frown: :frown:

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/18929730.jpg

[BIG BLUE]

look what konrad did today when he got sent home early...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/80.jpg

[KOnrad]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/18929730.jpg


http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40513000/jpg/_40513435_meldrew_bbc203.jpg

Shut up Old Man!!!! :rolleyes:

[KOnrad]

look what konrad did today when he got sent home early...
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n40/BigBlue89/Funny%20pics/80.jpg

and again...you can do soooooooo much better!!!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

OK HERES A BETTER ONE....

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/xx0circa0xx/gay.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

OR WHAT HAPPENS AT LUMPAPALOOZA TO NIGS WITHOUT RIGS!!!!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/00ber/007.jpg

[4X4BABE]

OR WHAT HAPPENS AT LUMPAPALOOZA TO NIGS WITHOUT RIGS!!!!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/00ber/007.jpg

THAT CANT BE A LUMPAPALOOZA..THERES NO CHICKS...A SAUSAGE, ASS SLAPPIN PARTY LIKE THAT CAN ONLY BE FOUND AT PJS HOUSE:ghay: :ghay: :mullet:


:4X4DOM:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

KONRAD TRYIN TO GET SOME MC-HEAD!!!THE PIC RIGHT AFTER THIS ONE THEY SWAPPED POSITIONS AND RONALD GAVE KONRAD A HAPPY MC-TUBE STEAK MEAL!!!!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/anthonygamer/owned.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

HEY KONRAD WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW.....????


http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/bannedtoogay.jpg:Big Grin:

[KOnrad]

HEY KONRAD WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW.....????


http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/bannedtoogay.jpg:Big Grin:

Was this a pic of your wife before or after she gave birth Mr. COckape?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/Timodizzle/really_ugly_bitch.jpg

[4X4BABE]

Was this a pic of your wife before or after she gave birth Mr. COckape?


:eek: :eek: UH OH, THAT WAS A ROCKGOD NO NO...:afraid: :afraid:

[KOnrad]

:eek: :eek: UH OH, THAT WAS A ROCKGOD NO NO...:afraid: :afraid:

Hey, if he's willing to dish it out he's gotta be able to take it...cuz all in all I don't mean half the shit I say on here...it's Genuine shit talking! and sadly, I was holding back on that one...I had something else in mind...but I couldn't bring myself to type it!

[Lumpy]

Well Konrad got to go home early for the day and low and behold about two hours later Dane and I are getting blown up to come pull him out….Silly boy, only taking one truck mudding.. Anyway bet he will be sorry he was sending me pics from his phone.

Good Job Little Buddy
http://photos.imageevent.com/loozer/stuff/3.jpg

LET ME CHANGE IT UP.

LOOKS LIKE KONRADS HARDCORE POINTS ARE DROPPING FOR THE EXCESSIVLY WEAK DISPLAY OF MUD ING:eek:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q227/bcmr0515/1121894175.jpg

DONT WORRY I CAN TAKE IT!!!!BUT SINCE IM THE ONE WHO DUBBED PJ AS GAY AND HE HASNT BEEN ABLE TO SHAKE IT(ONLY FOR A MAN!!!).........THEN HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES........ BECAUSE YOU JUST BECAME THEROCKGODS.COM RIGLESS WHIPPING HOMO,CAWK GOBBLIN,ANKLE GRABBIN,GLORYHOLE MAN-IN,CUM CATCHIN,MONEY SHOT FACE TO REMEMBER!!!!WELCOME!!!

AND DONT POST ANYWHERE ON HERE WITHOUT THE LONG ARM OF MR.ROCKAPE CUTTING EVERY POST YOU SAY TO SOMETHING GAY!!!!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j305/hueydumps/gaygaygaygay3ca.gif

[MR.ROCKAPE]

TAKEN FROM KONRADS WEB CAM......


http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k253/opp123456/PICT0505.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

AND THE HULKSTER SAYS........

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r114/ecw_newport/thbrotha.jpg

[Lumpy]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!
:eek: :ohyes: :laugh: :fart: :jaw: :24:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

NO WONDER YOU DONT LIKE GIRLS......:eek:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r114/ecw_newport/thDoNotCoo.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

KONRAD BEING USED BY THE HULKSTER!!!!


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r114/ecw_newport/th1285687959_l.gif

[Lumpy]

NO WONDER YOU DONT LIKE GIRLS......:eek:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r114/ecw_newport/thDoNotCoo.jpg

SHIT EVEN I WOULD BE ON THAT LIKE WHITE ON RICE:Big Grin: :Big Grin: :wink:

[Lumpy]

KONRAD BEING USED BY THE HULKSTER!!!!


http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r114/ecw_newport/th1285687959_l.gif

:laughing: :24: :laughat: :laugh:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

KONRAD SHOWING HIS BOYFRIEND THAT HES GOT ALL THE MOVES!!!!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n160/lovely_ladyV/fagggg.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

A PIC FROM KONRADS PERSONAL AD ON E-HARMONY.COM........

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/rkaney/FAG.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

LOOK WHAT FIDO FOUND UNDER YOUR PILLOW!!!!(OR WAS IT YOUR AZZ???)

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g66/MeanElizabth/c4638887.jpg

[MIGHTYRAM97]

I got a 12in foreskin covered cock burried in my mud hole back in the day. Took 3 nigs and 4 buttplugs and about 4 hours to get it out.:eek:


there I fixed it for ya S.V. :Big Grin:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

UNCLE SAM SAYS.........KONRAD

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e141/nonpoint14/fag.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

CONRAD JOINING THE HOOLIGURLS!!!!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/rockape81/Photo193.jpg

OR.....DAMN THAT KONRAD CAN SURE SMOKE SOME POLE......GAG REFLEX????NEVER HAD IT,NEVER WILL!!!!!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

I CANT UNDERSTAND IT.........THAT KORAD NEVER WEARS OUT A PAIR OF SHOES......

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e4/SortVinter187/gayness.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e276/teh333hollis/Faggot.jpg

JEEZ,I REALLY DIDNT CARE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT..........KONRAD!!!!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

EVEN DARTH KNOWS YOU LIKE THE FORCE AND HAVE MOVED TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e208/Darth_chewie/46621aa9.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

ANOTHA WEB CAM SHOT!!!!TOO BAD I CANT POST THE ONE OF THOSE HOT CHICKS WEARIN THE TOOL THAT FIDO HAS ABOVE GOIN DEEP!!!!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f116/thisisice/fag.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

KONRAD ASPIRING TO BE SOMEBODY!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/KeLsEy_Is_SeXy/suspect08.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

KONRAD IS FAMOUS..........I DIDNT KNOW HE DID CUMMERCIALS???


http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/4ethan4/sausage.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

ITS A GOOD THING THE HOOLIGANS RENAMED THEIR SECRET "RIG GARAGE"NO ONE STRAIGHT WILL EVER FIND IT!!!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g228/bashf00l/Imagen014.jpg

[MR.ROCKAPE]

NO WONDER NO ONE SHOWED UP WHILE YOU GUYS WERE BONDING AT THE MOONROCKS.......


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f69/barlowmaxey/austin028.jpg

THERES A LITTLE SAMPLE FOR YA KONRAD!!!!I GOT THOUSANDS MORE!!!!(YOU'LL SEE)

[dane]

HOLY HELL, THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!

Dane

[BIG BLUE]

Thats nothing new for those guys...heres a picture from the other weekend....
The holigans will play when the girls are away!

[KOnrad]

A book about the life of Konrad
http://www.premiere-search.com/images/3346380.jpg

[MilCrawl]

ITS A GOOD THING THE HOOLIGANS RENAMED THEIR SECRET "RIG GARAGE"NO ONE STRAIGHT WILL EVER FIND IT!!!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g228/bashf00l/Imagen014.jpg


how the hell did yoiu find it then? thanks for photoshopping the address out.

[MR.ROCKAPE]

A book about the life of Konrad
http://www.premiere-search.com/images/3346380.jpg

WTF???THIS IS ALL YOU GOT???MR.ROCKAPE JUST OWNED YOU,MADE YOU HIS NEW B!ATCH,AND GOT YOU ON THE CORNER MAKIN HIM SOME $$$???AND THIS IS YOUR ANSWER???DAMMIT.....I THOUGHT YOU HAD GAME.......OH WELL ITS OK MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU MIGHT WANNA PICK YOUR WEB BATTLES MORE WISELY???MAYBE PICK ON SIERRA VALLEY OR B-SAUCE BEFORE YOU STEP THE THE WORLD WEB-WHEELIN HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c161/coldfuel/HulkHogan.gif

OOOOOH YEAH!!!!!:Big Grin:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

how the hell did yoiu find it then? thanks for photoshopping the address out.

IT WAS FUNNY...... PJ SAID HE KNEW WHERE YOUR HIDE IN(OR WAS IT OUT??)WAS LOCATED........:eek:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

DONT ANSWER KUMRAG....OR ILL BREAK OUT MY FINSHING MOVE..........THE HULK HOGAN LEG DROP!!!!!!

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r264/cena_the_champ/Hogan-Finisher-Avatar.gif

[dane]

IT WAS FUNNY...... PJ SAID HE KNEW WHERE YOUR HIDE IN(OR WAS IT OUT??)WAS LOCATED........:eek:

Can you stop sending spys that try and sleep with everyone, first 4x4babe to moonrocks and now really gay pj to hooligan headquarters.

Dane

[4X4BABE]

Can you stop sending spys that try and sleep with everyone, first 4x4babe to moonrocks and now really gay pj to hooligan headquarters.

Dane

I THINK ME CHOOSING TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE OF UR STATURE(:ghay:) INSTEAD OF A 3 MAN TENT IS CONTRADICTING THAT STATEMENT 110%!!

AND WE SENT PJ OVER THERE SO UR MESELY 5-QUEER-MAN ORGY CAN HAVE 6....EVERYONE GETS A BUTT BUDDY:wink:

[dane]

I THINK ME CHOOSING TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE OF UR STATURE(:ghay:) INSTEAD OF A 3 MAN TENT IS CONTRADICTING THAT STATEMENT 110%!!

AND WE SENT PJ OVER THERE SO UR MESELY 5-QUEER-MAN ORGY CAN HAVE 6....EVERYONE GETS A BUTT BUDDY:wink:

Next time we wont extend the Hooligan Hospitality and you can sleep in the tent with the guys!!

Dane

[4X4BABE]

Next time we wont extend the Hooligan Hospitality and you can sleep in the tent with the guys!!

Dane

DONT FLATTER URSELF SON...THERES NO "NEXT TIME"! IM A HIGH CLASS SPY AND A ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL! NEXT TIME WILL BE PJ-OUR USUAL- KEEPIN ALL U GUYS WARM IN UR "EXTENDED HOSPITALITY"...

[dane]

DONT FLATTER URSELF SON...THERES NO "NEXT TIME"! IM A HIGH CLASS SPY AND A ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL! NEXT TIME WILL BE PJ-OUR USUAL- KEEPIN ALL U GUYS WARM IN UR "EXTENDED HOSPITALITY"...

Thanks Christ, next time send someone a little more prepared, maybe with a rig... Im sure the GC does great on gravel roads...

Dane

[4X4BABE]

Thanks Christ, next time send someone a little more manlier than me, maybe with a bigger cock... Im sure i can be able to deep throat that shit when we hit a rock on a gravel road
Dane

SILLY FAGGOT, DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS:Big Grin:

[LooZer247]

You really should have banished her to the tent with the boys.... OOO the stories we would have had..:Big Grin: instead we had Super Nice Guy Mega-Donkey-Truck to the rescue and now all you get is abuse... See Nice Guys do Finish Last

[dane]

You really should have banished her to the tent with the boys.... OOO the stories we would have had..:Big Grin: instead we had Super Nice Guy Mega-Donkey-Truck to the rescue and now all you get is abuse... See Nice Guys do Finish Last

And sometimes not at all.

Dane

[4X4BABE]

And sometimes not at all.

Dane

HEY, U FINISHED...IT JUST TOOK AWHILE AND A LOT OF JAW POWER...I MEAN WILL POWER:rolleyes: SINCE IM NOT UR TYPE:ghay: (PJ)

[LooZer247]

"not his type"??? you got a penis or something??

[KOnrad]

DONT ANSWER KUMRAG....OR ILL BREAK OUT MY FINSHING MOVE..........THE HULK HOGAN LEG DROP!!!!!!

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r264/cena_the_champ/Hogan-Finisher-Avatar.gif

Don't think...I was scared away by all your gay images and shit. I might seem like the innocent "gay" 21 yearold rigless cum guzzling ankle biting beoch!!!! BUt, Rockape....what you don't know about me is, I'm the kinda guy that put's on a SMILE and treats you like a homie, meanwhile, im fawking your girlfriend.

[dane]

Don't think...I was scared away by all your gay images and shit. I might seem like the innocent "gay" 21 yearold rigless cum guzzling ankle biting beoch!!!! BUt, Rockape....what you don't know about me is, I'm the kinda guy that put's on a SMILE and treats you like a homie, meanwhile, im fawking your girlfriend.

NOT IF SHE DOESNT EXIST!!!

[dane]

"not his type"??? you got a penis or something??

Manly moose knuckle!!!

Dane

[4X4BABE]

"not his type"??? you got a penis or something??

DO U HAVE A DANE WARRANTY HANGING OVER UR HEAD??OR ARE U JUST SUCKIN HIS DICK FOR THE FUN OF IT??? AND IF I DID HAVE A PENIS (WHICH WOULD BE A HELL OF A LOT BIGGER THAN ANY OF URS) WOULD U SUCK IT TOO???

[LooZer247]

Sorry..Not into Dick... but I would put you on the corner to make me some cash:Big Grin: KonRad is always down for some hot tranny action

[4X4BABE]

Sorry..Not into Dick... but I would put you on the corner to make me some cash:Big Grin: KonRad is always down for some hot tranny action

YEAH, HENCE Y HE FUCKED UR WIFE ON DANES AIR MATTRESS AND IN THE COMPUTER ROOM...U CAN ALWAYS REFER BACK TO THE PICS IN THE OTHER THREAD!
U KNOW THAT TUNA BOAT SMELL EVERYONE IS TALKIN ABOUT SHOULD BE CHECKED OUT, UNLESS U LIKE SYPHILIS ON UR DICK:throwup: :mullet:

[LooZer247]

Not my wife... and that smell is like "the shit house door on a tuna boat" and his (KonRad) cockblocking days would be over if he tried his weak attempts on any ladies I was pursuing... plus his and my tastes differ in that I have some:Big Grin:

[dane]

YEAH, HENCE Y HE FUCKED UR WIFE ON DANES AIR MATTRESS AND IN THE COMPUTER ROOM...U CAN ALWAYS REFER BACK TO THE PICS IN THE OTHER THREAD!
U KNOW THAT TUNA BOAT SMELL EVERYONE IS TALKIN ABOUT SHOULD BE CHECKED OUT, UNLESS U LIKE SYPHILIS ON UR DICK:throwup: :mullet:


GODDAMNIT I AM GETTING A BED NEXT WEEK, SO LIVE UP THE AIRMATTRESS JOKES WHILE YOU CAN!!!

Dane

[LooZer247]

can you get a bed through the single-wides door??? or do they take a wall out or somthing??

[4X4BABE]

I THINK ITS AN ERECT-A-SET BED...THAT WAY ITS FATGIRL PROOF (KONRADS BOOTYCALLS)

[4X4BABE]

Not my wife... and that smell is like "the shit house door on a tuna boat" and his (KonRad) cockblocking days would be over if he tried his weak attempts on any ladies I was pursuing... plus his and my tastes differ in that I have some:Big Grin:

...i actually have nothing to say to this....cus u do have a point...

[dane]

can you get a bed through the single-wides door??? or do they take a wall out or somthing??

It all bolts together, you simply hinge down a side of the trailer, put the bed in and then close and rebolt the house together. Its not the nicest place, but it makes it easy to move with the donkey diesel!!

Dane

[KOnrad]

NOT IF SHE DOESNT EXIST!!!

alright..since this is going to come up sooner or later. I will tell everyone the Poetic Justice of KONrad.

KOnrad, as he usually does, was whoring around on Myspace. And came across a chick that looked cute. He messaged her. They emailed back and fourth. He was givin her phone number but when ever he called she never answered. He then began to text. As time went on he realized he liked this girl. He wanted to have a relationship with this girl . She was honest and fun and had many things in common. KOnrad, continued to have fun with other girls and keep sexual contacts but did not get into anything too serious because of the expectation og getting with a girl named Tara. After about 8 months, Tara and KOnrad started to chat on the phone. KOnrad became more attached and wanted to see Tara even more. Tara was from Auburn but had taken a job in New York as a ballet dancer. SHe made 50-90 dollars an hour. She was sexxy and attractive and called KOnrad everyday. KOnrad talked about moving in with her and perhaps living together for a life time. Bragged to family and friends about how great she was. This continued on for 1 and a half years total. He bought clothes to impress this girl and bought a few gifts for the upcoming holiday. He wished she would come home sooner so she could go to our Christmas party. Well, yesterday...KOnrad found out that this great, sexy chick was indeed FAKE. Everything was fake. Her best friend on her myspace. FAKE! Her ex-boyfriend, FAKE. This entire time KOnrad was talking to what was believed to be her sister. A 17 year old girl that looks like she got HIT BY Dane's Rockwalls and dragged by a warn winch for 2000 miles. All bringing a new thoughts and ideas about MYSPACE relationships!!! So, lesson is. DON't HOOK UP WITH CHICKS ONLINE. Meet them at BARS or something. It's much safer and you won't waste a year and a half of your life on a non-existant GIRL!!!!!!

Owned AGAIN!

KOnrad

[LooZer247]

Looks like the Cock-blocker got the best block of all.... Dane and I knew about this, and its been killing us not to go post crazy on this... Karma is a bitch indeed, this time her name was Tara

[LooZer247]

Dane and his Country-Fabulous
http://www.simplyangel.com/angelfiles/Pictures/TrashyTrailer.jpg

[dane]

DON't HOOK UP WITH CHICKS ONLINE. Meet them at BARS or something. It's much safer and you won't waste a year and a half of your life on a non-existant GIRL!!!!!!

Owned AGAIN!

KOnrad


I beg to differ, I met mine in person and it cost me 6 years of my life and 10g's so put your year and a half on the net jerkin the gerkin and stick it in your ass!!!

Dane

[LooZer247]

Hey thats only 10000 of these...(think of all the strip club fun missed) you could have gone to the bunny ranch and blew it ... so to speak.:Big Grin:

http://img131.exs.cx/img131/6574/dollar_bill_both_sides.jpg

[dane]

Thanks dick, Im aware of what Im losing, but it clears my concience. I still think 10k in quarters would have been fawkin hilarious. Grab reverse about 40mph and stomp on the brakes, she can pick them up out of her driveway for the next 10 years...

Dane

[KOnrad]

Thanks dick, Im aware of what Im losing, but it clears my concience. I still think 10k in quarters would have been fawkin hilarious. Grab reverse about 40mph and stomp on the brakes, she can pick them up out of her driveway for the next 10 years...

Dane

hahaha...that would be great!!!atleast put a Rhino liner in the mega cab before hand. I'de hate for you to scratch your truck for that gold digger

[4X4BABE]

alright..since this is going to come up sooner or later. I will tell everyone the Poetic Justice of KONrad.

KOnrad, as he usually does, was whoring around on Myspace. And came across a chick that looked cute. He messaged her. They emailed back and fourth. He was givin her phone number but when ever he called she never answered. He then began to text. As time went on he realized he liked this girl. He wanted to have a relationship with this girl . She was honest and fun and had many things in common. KOnrad, continued to have fun with other girls and keep sexual contacts but did not get into anything too serious because of the expectation og getting with a girl named Tara. After about 8 months, Tara and KOnrad started to chat on the phone. KOnrad became more attached and wanted to see Tara even more. Tara was from Auburn but had taken a job in New York as a ballet dancer. SHe made 50-90 dollars an hour. She was sexxy and attractive and called KOnrad everyday. KOnrad talked about moving in with her and perhaps living together for a life time. Bragged to family and friends about how great she was. This continued on for 1 and a half years total. He bought clothes to impress this girl and bought a few gifts for the upcoming holiday. He wished she would come home sooner so she could go to our Christmas party. Well, yesterday...KOnrad found out that this great, sexy chick was indeed FAKE. Everything was fake. Her best friend on her myspace. FAKE! Her ex-boyfriend, FAKE. This entire time KOnrad was talking to what was believed to be her sister. A 17 year old girl that looks like she got HIT BY Dane's Rockwalls and dragged by a warn winch for 2000 miles. All bringing a new thoughts and ideas about MYSPACE relationships!!! So, lesson is. DON't HOOK UP WITH CHICKS ONLINE. Meet them at BARS or something. It's much safer and you won't waste a year and a half of your life on a non-existant GIRL!!!!!!

Owned AGAIN!

KOnrad

eww was she the girl that "tara" was in a couple pics with??:eek: :eek:

[LooZer247]

Im sensing some Bitterness....... but I heard you broke up with her:24: should have :rifle:

[KOnrad]

eww was she the girl that "tara" was in a couple pics with??:eek: :eek:

yeah...that be the girl!!!!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

alright..since this is going to come up sooner or later. I will tell everyone the Poetic Justice of KONrad.

KOnrad, as he usually does, was whoring around on Myspace. And came across a chick that looked cute. He messaged her. They emailed back and fourth. He was givin her phone number but when ever he called she never answered. He then began to text. As time went on he realized he liked this girl. He wanted to have a relationship with this girl . She was honest and fun and had many things in common. KOnrad, continued to have fun with other girls and keep sexual contacts but did not get into anything too serious because of the expectation og getting with a girl named Tara. After about 8 months, Tara and KOnrad started to chat on the phone. KOnrad became more attached and wanted to see Tara even more. Tara was from Auburn but had taken a job in New York as a ballet dancer. SHe made 50-90 dollars an hour. She was sexxy and attractive and called KOnrad everyday. KOnrad talked about moving in with her and perhaps living together for a life time. Bragged to family and friends about how great she was. This continued on for 1 and a half years total. He bought clothes to impress this girl and bought a few gifts for the upcoming holiday. He wished she would come home sooner so she could go to our Christmas party. Well, yesterday...KOnrad found out that this great, sexy chick was indeed FAKE. Everything was fake. Her best friend on her myspace. FAKE! Her ex-boyfriend, FAKE. This entire time KOnrad was talking to what was believed to be her sister. A 17 year old girl that looks like she got HIT BY Dane's Rockwalls and dragged by a warn winch for 2000 miles. All bringing a new thoughts and ideas about MYSPACE relationships!!! So, lesson is. DON't HOOK UP WITH CHICKS ONLINE. Meet them at BARS or something. It's much safer and you won't waste a year and a half of your life on a non-existant GIRL!!!!!!

Owned AGAIN!

KOnrad

:clap: NICE STORY!!!!FUNNY HOW THE INTERNET CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS!!!!I DONT THINK I WOULD HAVE TOLD IT HERE!!!!!SIERRA VALLEY WILL CHIME IN WITH HIS INTERNET STORY OF HOW HE HOOKED UP WITH A CHICK ON-LINE AND AFTER RECIEVING A :cocksuck: HE WAS ASKED TO RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!:hardon: :eek: HE SAID HE DIDNT KISS ON HIM/HER BUT IM THINKIN HE MIGHT BE LYING!!!!

[LooZer247]

I got naked pics of her if you want them....

[MR.ROCKAPE]

I got naked pics of her if you want them....

WHO DOESNT???:dontno:

[dane]

Im sensing some Bitterness....... but I heard you broke up with her:24: should have :rifle:

Im not bitter, the whole situation has made for some great running jokes!! If I wanted her dead BRICK would have killed her for free and I could have saved myself 10k, I almost had to pay him not to kill her!!

dane

[LooZer247]

we could just off him and you could have a run at his girl...belly tat and all

[KOnrad]

WHO DOESNT???:dontno:

:killcomp: daMN MYSPACE WHORE!

[MR.ROCKAPE]

NOT IF SHE DOESNT EXIST!!!

RIGHT!!!!THEN YOU WOULD BE JUST DOING THAT MAGIC TRICK..............YOU KNOW???.....MAKING YOUR TINY WEINER DISAPPEAR INTO YOUR HAND!!!!:sure:

[dane]

I can do that trick too!!

Dane

[dane]

we could just off him and you could have a run at his girl...belly tat and all

Mmmm belly tat...

Dane