This board been so quiet you could hear a cricket fart!!! [Archive]

BIG BLUE

March 26th, 2007, 09:52 AM

So whats the deal. Board been super slow. Open to suggestions as to what everyone wants since it seems that only the bitch slappin real has any movement. Thats all good and dandy but this site is much more than that. We have some good tech articles and we have a killer 35% section. So post up biotches. Don't worry if your a newbie we actually have a rule that we don't slam newbies till a certain number of posts...well unless you ask for it. Now post up ya bunch of.......:Big Grin:

Lumpy

March 26th, 2007, 10:06 AM

I BET IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH GLOBAL WARMING:wink:

Sierra Valley

March 26th, 2007, 11:42 AM

tell 4x4babe to post some titty pics:Big Grin: or maybe lumpy has some he can post

Dirty Harry

March 26th, 2007, 12:10 PM

or maybe lumpy has some he can post

Of himself or 4x4Babe?

Sierra Valley

March 26th, 2007, 12:28 PM

Of himself or 4x4Babe?

Definitely not of him:puke:, I figured he might have some pics of her bewbers

Connect

March 26th, 2007, 01:18 PM

Definitely not of him:puke:, I figured he might have some pics of her bewbers

Why would you want to see boobs that have more miles on them then the CitiBus they ride in!! :Big Grin:

MR.ROCKAPE

March 26th, 2007, 02:53 PM

DONT WORRY MR.ROCKAPE IS ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR,ITS EVEN OK TO POST ABOUT THE BEST CHEESE BURGERS IF YA WANT........

POST YOUR BUILDS(NO THEY DONT HAVE TO BE SPORTIN 40 INCH+ TIRES)

POST YOUR RUNS,AND POST YOUR QUESTIONS!!!!USUALLY I HAVE AN ANSWER,THE DR.NEEDS SOMETHING TO ANSWER HE IS GETTING LAZY!!!!B-B-89 NEEDS POST SOME BUILD OR JUST "HOW TO" PICS OF THE BOLT ON BUILD HE IS DOING!!!!!

AS SUMMER IS COMING I WILL BE POSTING LESS AND WORKING ALOT MORE!!!!:Mad:

johnny

March 26th, 2007, 06:55 PM

So I will help you with your sandness, I need dana 60's for my 92 jeep yj. i want the full width. What vehicle should I be looking for to yank it from. Send your knowledge.

Ford_KTM

March 26th, 2007, 07:20 PM

I post some pics of my yj once I take some pics...I finished a shit ton of stuff on it over the past week due to spring break...I think you guys will really like the rockers I came up with...It looks perty with the 42's now too:Big Grin:

Sierra Valley

March 26th, 2007, 08:46 PM

get pics or ban

KOnrad

March 26th, 2007, 09:36 PM

Here..this should keep some of you guys happy until Lump post the destruction photo's of 4x4.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/babyfinnie/funny%20shit/fugly%20shit/fugly-holdmybeer.jpg

KOnrad

BIG BLUE

March 26th, 2007, 10:05 PM

:throwup: damn Konrad you got issues.....I dont think Ill be able to sleep again. But i do wonder what kind of wine that is.....

MR.ROCKAPE

March 26th, 2007, 10:11 PM

So I will help you with your sandness, I need dana 60's for my 92 jeep yj. i want the full width. What vehicle should I be looking for to yank it from. Send your knowledge.

REAR YOU WANT A DANA 70 OR A 14BOLT, FRONT IF YOU ARE GONNA KEEP A DRIVERS SIDE DROP T-CASE....YOU NEED A FORD HP60(WITH KING PINS)BALL JOINT ONES WEAR TOO QUICKLY AND CAN FAIL!!!!

WHERE TO FIND THEM???FRONTS... FORD TRUCKS!!!!!REARS???VANS 3/4-1TON TRUCKS,BUT NOT LIMITED TO FORDS!!!!!

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DANA 60s!!!!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/tech/billavista/60_front/index.html

KOnrad

March 27th, 2007, 12:07 AM

:throwup: damn Konrad you got issues.....I dont think Ill be able to sleep again. But i do wonder what kind of wine that is.....

haha...isn't having issues one of the pre-reqs for being on this BOARD? hmm..thought it was.

KOnrad

WillyJ

March 27th, 2007, 10:13 PM

If thats how she holds the bottle I dont wanna know how she is gonna pop the cork.

BIG BLUE

March 27th, 2007, 10:20 PM

haha...isn't having issues one of the pre-reqs for being on this BOARD? hmm..thought it was.

KOnrad

If thats a pre-requsite then I am selling all my shares....

but ya how does she pop the cork...if it was a beer bottle i would assume that was the way to pop the top....a built in bottle opener....hmmm maybe its a suction thing as you pull the bottle out the belly it has .....never mind i am getting the hebies just thinking about being at the same party with her

WillyJ

March 27th, 2007, 10:53 PM

Whats that BB89?

After doing a few body shots on that you might be tempted to take all of it home?

BIG BLUE

March 27th, 2007, 11:05 PM

Whats that BB89?

After doing a few body shots on that you might be tempted to take all of it home?

true that cause there is a lot of room to do a lot of body shots...just hope I dont get to wasted to let her be on top....I saw a CSI episode about that and it didnt turn out good for the guy on the bottom.:eek:

Dirty Harry

March 28th, 2007, 12:19 AM

If thats a pre-requsite then I am selling all my shares....

LOL. Says the guy who hashed it out with his ex right here on this site! :24:

MR.ROCKAPE

March 28th, 2007, 12:35 AM

LOL. Says the guy who hashed it out with his ex right here on this site! :24:

DH DROP'N THE PEOPLES ELBOW ON YA LIKE THIS.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3Zi6t7W4s

MAYBE MORE LIKE THIS????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVArVv2fT20

4X4BABE

March 28th, 2007, 01:27 AM

Why would you want to see boobs that have more miles on them then the CitiBus they ride in!! :Big Grin:

SAID THE VIRGIN ....THE ONLY SET OF TITTIES U EVER SEE IS THE ONES THAT FEED U EVERYDAY ( insert connects big ass laying across his mommas lap suckin on her saggy ass tit smilie)

:4X4DOM:

Connect

March 28th, 2007, 09:57 AM

What I really meant to say was, I really want connect to see my titties so I can make him pay me some $$$ for it and maybe buy an RC Crawler

:4X4DOM:

Said the Skanky Mooseknuckle

MR.ROCKAPE

March 28th, 2007, 06:53 PM

Said the Skanky Mooseknuckle

DONT LIE FOOL...WE KNOW, WE KNOW!!!YOU WOULD DROP AND MUNCH THAT MOOSEKNUCKLE UNTIL YOUR EYEBROWS LOOKED LIKE THE FROSTING ON A CRISPY CREME DOUGHNUT!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/ravengirl420/034cd4b5.jpg

:Big Grin:

WillyJ

March 28th, 2007, 07:21 PM

Whoa....... Personal stash photo of one of your bukaki victims?

MR.ROCKAPE

March 28th, 2007, 07:35 PM

Whoa....... Personal stash photo of one of your bukaki victims?

MR.ROCKAPE HAS A PHOTO FOR ANY AND ALL SITUATIONS!!!!!

4X4BABE

March 28th, 2007, 07:42 PM

Said the Skanky Mooseknuckle

SO UR SAYING UD PAY TO SEE MY TA-TAS? DAMN...U REALLY ARE A LAME ASS FRUITCAKE

Connect

March 28th, 2007, 07:45 PM

SO UR SAYING UD PAY TO SEE MY TA-TAS? DAMN...U REALLY ARE A LAME ASS FRUITCAKE

Just enough to snap a pic and put it up for all those mooseknuckle loving flamers out there!! (word goes out to PJ, Lumpy, and crackmonkey) :wink:

You gotta make that citibus money somehow don't ya?

Connect

March 28th, 2007, 11:12 PM

Man it's so boring talking crap here when I have to wait a day for a reply :(

WillyJ

March 29th, 2007, 10:55 AM

x2.... just watching.

4X4BABE

March 31st, 2007, 11:45 PM

OH IM SORRY TO KEEP U WAITING CUPCAKE, U KNOW SOME OF US ACTUALLY HAVE LIVES AND HAVE GROWN OUT OF THE LUXURIES OF LIVING WITH MOMMY AND WAXIN THE JEEP...IM NOT SAYING IVE GROWN OUT OF IT.LOL..BUT SOME OF US DO GO WHEELING...AND THE ONLY FUNNY THING I GOT OUT OF THIS THREAD WAS U CALLIN 4 PEOPLE FLAMERS....:eek:

SAID THE KING OF FLAMERS...MORON

johnny

April 1st, 2007, 08:35 PM

REAR YOU WANT A DANA 70 OR A 14BOLT, FRONT IF YOU ARE GONNA KEEP A DRIVERS SIDE DROP T-CASE....YOU NEED A FORD HP60(WITH KING PINS)BALL JOINT ONES WEAR TOO QUICKLY AND CAN FAIL!!!!

WHERE TO FIND THEM???FRONTS... FORD TRUCKS!!!!!REARS???VANS 3/4-1TON TRUCKS,BUT NOT LIMITED TO FORDS!!!!!

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DANA 60s!!!!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/tech/billavista/60_front/index.html

thanks for the info. I will be looking out for them.

SatanInside

April 1st, 2007, 10:07 PM

IF ROCKAPE WASN'T SO BUSY FIXING RICE BURNERS MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE TIME TO POST HERE. BUSY TAKING PICTURES OF GARBAGE AT MOONROCKS WHILE I CLEAN IT UP. "ASIAN SPECIALIZED"? WHAT KIND OF A NAME FOR A SHOP IS THAT? AM I GONNA GET MY CAR FIXED OR A HAPPY ENDING FOR 15 DOLLA?

WillyJ

April 1st, 2007, 10:25 PM

........

You dont like hookers and lube jobs???

Why do all the gay guys from pirate end up here??? :mad:

KOnrad

April 2nd, 2007, 01:57 AM

........

You dont like hookers and lube jobs???

Why do all the gay guys from pirate end up here??? :mad:

I know Willy...if I had to choose from a bunch of shitty mechanics..i'de pick the one with the Happy Ending....I mean a quick tune up and a blowy from a girl named ichiban might be half decent! :Big Grin: :Big Grin:

Connect

April 2nd, 2007, 09:04 AM

BIG BLUE

April 2nd, 2007, 09:39 AM

guess it really depends on who makes the payment since that is really where the true advantage comes from living at home....either way more money for the jeep is always a good thing!!!!:Big Grin:

WillyJ

April 2nd, 2007, 10:42 AM

I can't believe people say I don't wheel when I'm out at least twice a week. I even have pictures to prove it!!

And FYI living with a parental figure saves money that goes into the jeep!!! Although I may live in my dad's house, he does not live there so does it really count?

Im starting to think your a house bitch as emotional as this post sounded?
Whatsamatter? Watchin the view gettin you touch with your effiminate side?

Shit yeah it counts! If you aint payin the rent then your livin off mommy an daddy. How old are you though? 19? Go to college or school still?

Big difference if your just a lazy sack "o" crap or if your working on a degree and staying at home helps with the funds.

Connect

April 2nd, 2007, 12:28 PM

Naw I pay the bills around here and work 40 hours a week. Just why pay $1200 a month in rent for the same house that I live in by myself? That's good Jeep Money here!!

johnny

April 2nd, 2007, 06:34 PM

So you have 1,200 a month to spend on your jeep. WOW...... So what are you doing with that 1200 a month on your jeep?

UniBomber

April 2nd, 2007, 07:26 PM

Connect

April 2nd, 2007, 09:45 PM

So you have 1,200 a month to spend on your jeep. WOW...... So what are you doing with that 1200 a month on your jeep?

ALOT!!! I don't have a build thread yet but you'll see.

MR.ROCKAPE

April 2nd, 2007, 10:31 PM

ALOT!!! I don't have a build thread yet but you'll see.

YOU BETTER GET WITH IT......SUMMER WILL BE HERE WEEK AFTER NEXT.......THIS IS NEVADA!!!!!

WillyJ

April 3rd, 2007, 03:54 PM

what do you have against people who still live with their parents??? who fawking cares!!! besides, it's none of your business!!!

you're starting to sound like mightylamb 97........always complaining about kids who can afford better toys than he can!!! :mullet:

Hey Connect!

Something I should know about you and bootybomber? He seems to all about protecting your backside... :backdoor:

Sierra Valley

April 3rd, 2007, 04:14 PM

So you have 1,200 a month to spend on your jeep. WOW...... So what are you doing with that 1200 a month on your jeep?

He's going to leave it stock and keep talking about how hard core its going to be someday...:rolleyes:

Connect

April 3rd, 2007, 04:28 PM

He's going to leave it stock and keep talking about how hard core its going to be someday...:rolleyes:

You uncovered my secret damn you!!! :frown:

Oh well, I can still take my $$$ and buy a hardcore RC crawler and be "hardcore" :wink:

Sierra Valley

April 3rd, 2007, 04:56 PM

You uncovered my secret damn you!!! :frown:

Oh well, I can still take my $$$ and buy a hardcore RC crawler and be "hardcore" :wink:

So you can be just like your idol Lumpy aka rigles aka rc champ

Connect

April 3rd, 2007, 09:08 PM

So you can be just like your idol Lumpy aka rigles aka rc champ

Apparently that's how you become a world renowned hardcore-ologist, by pretending to build a sick buggy and just wheel RC cars around... Right?

:Big Grin:

4X4BABE

April 4th, 2007, 07:39 PM

Naw I pay the bills around here and work 40 hours a week. Just why pay $1200 a month in rent for the same house that I live in by myself? That's good Jeep Money here!!

SO WHY DO U STILL DRIVE A UNI-BODY????

UniBomber

April 4th, 2007, 11:09 PM

SO WHY DO U STILL DRIVE A UNI-BODY????

aren't grand cherokees unibodies, too??? :mullet: :Big Grin:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 4th, 2007, 11:33 PM

connectinaunitbuttwhore...when you two scrappy punks learn to grow up and buy a house and have a family... you'll realize family comes first, and I am workin om my rig that'll squash both of your so called JEEPS, or should I say FAGONWAGONS. only Lesbo's and FAGS drive XJ's...so go buy another RAINBOW sticker for your back doors and go hug a tree....:76: :28:

BIG BLUE

April 5th, 2007, 04:06 PM

yeah havin a family is hard work and takes a lot of time and money...thats why I got rid of the wife so I could have more wheeling time and funds...:Big Grin:

WillyJ

April 5th, 2007, 06:34 PM

Im starting to think your a house bitch as emotional as this post sounded?
Whatsamatter? Watchin the view gettin you touch with your effiminate side?

Shit yeah it counts! If you aint payin the rent then your livin off mommy an daddy. How old are you though? 19? Go to college or school still?

Big difference if your just a lazy sack "o" crap or if your working on a degree and staying at home helps with the funds.

connectinaunitbuttwhore...when you two scrappy punks learn to grow up and buy a house and have a family... you'll realize family comes first, and I am workin om my rig that'll squash both of your so called JEEPS, or should I say FAGONWAGONS. only Lesbo's and FAGS drive XJ's...so go buy another RAINBOW sticker for your back doors and go hug a tree....:76: :28:

what do you have against people who still live with their parents??? who fawking cares!!! besides, it's none of your business!!!

you're starting to sound like mightylamb 97........always complaining about kids who can afford better toys than he can!!! :mullet:

If you ever compare me to that homo again I will hunt you down and beat the shit out of you..... got it! :fight: :68: :whack:

Not really but it sounds hardcore:laughing:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 5th, 2007, 11:45 PM

If you ever compare me to that homo again I will hunt you down and beat the shit out of you..... got it! :fight: :68: :whack:

Not really but it sounds hardcore:laughing:

:anj_stfu: :ghay:

jeeper89

April 6th, 2007, 12:53 PM

:anj_stfu: :ghay:

wow.. nice comeback. how long did it take you to come up with that??:rolleyes:

BIG BLUE

April 6th, 2007, 01:13 PM

wow.. nice comeback. how long did it take you to come up with that??:rolleyes:
That might have taken some time.....I think he got pooped after that and had to take a nap!:tongue:

And for the record I really have never heard a cricket fart but thought it was a good title!

4X4BABE

April 6th, 2007, 07:40 PM

aren't grand cherokees unibodies, too??? :mullet: :Big Grin:

YEAH, BUT I NEVER RANT ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY IM GONNA BE PUTTING INTO IT AND CLAIMING HOW TIGHT ITS GOING TO BE AFTERWARDS...CUS NO MATTER WHAT U DO ITS STILL GONNA BE DONE FOR IF U ROLL..AND WHAT FUN IS THAT. MY GC IS STRICTLY MY DD. IT GETS ME TO PIZZA NIGHT AND BACK:rolleyes:

4X4BABE

April 6th, 2007, 07:43 PM

yeah havin a family is hard work and takes a lot of time and money...thats why I got rid of the wife so I could have more wheeling time and funds...:Big Grin:

:24: :24: WAIT WAIT WAIT...ARE U TRYIN TO BOOST UP UR HARDCORE POINTS OR ARE U BEING SERIOUS?? CUS WE ALL READ UR LITTLE BABY MOMMA DRAMA LIKE IF THIS BOARD WAS THE DR. PHIL SHOW...DONT GOTTA LIE TO KICK IT NIGGA, THE BITCH LEFT YOU!:laughat: :mullet:

JK DONT BAN ME:rolleyes:

:4X4DOM:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 6th, 2007, 11:01 PM

wow.. nice comeback. how long did it take you to come up with that??:rolleyes:

2 days, fuck face... gimmie 2 more and I'll have a come back for your young punk ass...:eek: :14: :Big Grin:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 6th, 2007, 11:05 PM

That might have taken some time.....I think he got pooped after that and had to take a nap!:tongue:

Ya know it !!!:eyebrowraise:

And for the record I really have never heard a cricket fart but thought it was a good title!

:bs: :liar1:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 6th, 2007, 11:08 PM

:24: :24: WAIT WAIT WAIT...ARE U TRYIN TO BOOST UP UR HARDCORE POINTS OR ARE U BEING SERIOUS?? CUS WE ALL READ UR LITTLE BABY MOMMA DRAMA LIKE IF THIS BOARD WAS THE DR. PHIL SHOW...DONT GOTTA LIE TO KICK IT NIGGA, THE BITCH LEFT YOU!:laughat: :mullet:

JK DONT BAN ME:rolleyes:

:4X4DOM:

Actually it sounds like an invite for you to dance on his scrotum pole...:eek:

UH OH !! Here comes the smack down !!:eek: :afraid:

MR.ROCKAPE

April 6th, 2007, 11:13 PM

And for the record I really have never heard a cricket fart but thought it was a good title!

A CRICKET FART???HELL I WAS TOLD YOU DONT MAKE ANY NOISE WHEN YA FART..........SINCE THE OL'LADY TOOK YA TO THE CLEANERS!!!!!:backdoor:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 6th, 2007, 11:18 PM

A CRICKET FART???HELL I WAS TOLD YOU DONT MAKE ANY NOISE WHEN YA FART..........SINCE THE OL'LADY TOOK YA TO THE CLEANERS!!!!!:backdoor:

:24:

jeeper89

April 7th, 2007, 11:26 AM

2 days, fuck face... gimmie 2 more and I'll have a come back for your young punk ass...:eek: :14: :Big Grin:
why dont you go work on your rig and maybe you will get it done before your 60:rolleyes:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 7th, 2007, 12:57 PM

why dont you go work on your rig and maybe you will get it done before your 60:rolleyes:

sure thing gimmie your free time and I'll get 'R done....asspony...:laughing:

WillyJ

April 9th, 2007, 11:52 AM

why dont you go work on your rig and maybe you will get it done before your 60:rolleyes:

You just set him back a week on working on that 60, now he has to surf all over the net to find homo pics and comebacks...

Thanks Jeeper :rolleyes:

MIGHTYRAM97

April 9th, 2007, 10:16 PM

You just set him back a week on working on that 60, now he has to surf all over the net to find homo pics and comebacks...

Thanks Jeeper :rolleyes:

:eek: :laughing: still looking...maybe I can use your stash of homo pic's...:kackepieksen: :clown:

WillyJ

April 13th, 2007, 01:02 AM

:eek: :laughing: still looking...maybe I can use your stash of homo pic's...:kackepieksen: :clown:

Sure. Ill swing by and take your picture. You can post that up. Being the poster boy an all.

arcthedog

April 14th, 2007, 03:40 PM

So I will help you with your sandness, I need dana 60's for my 92 jeep yj. i want the full width. What vehicle should I be looking for to yank it from. Send your knowledge.

Go for the rear 60U off a ford van. It's full width and has a smooth bottom........no lips