I have had it with my woman.

[werty]

I need a easy button to get rid of here bitching and spending.

[Connect]

Just sell her ass on Ebay!

http://www.switched.com/2008/05/15/man-tries-to-ditch-cheating-wife-on-ebay/

[werty]

well i mite make a few bucks off her and she would still find a way to take it from me.

[Sierra Valley]

Cheat on her:gapteeth:

[H2ORodeo]

Deal with it. It's called marriage. You just haven't had the ceremony yet. She spends/bitches/apologizies.......you get sex. It's the way of the world. I get my truck, Jeep and Harley. She gets sex.....and so do I.....when I'm good.:gapteeth:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

She gets sex.....and so do I.....when I'm good.:gapteeth:

:gapteeth: I think ya gotta stay on for more that 8 seconds for it to be considered sex!!!!

[POOR BOY]

:gapteeth: I think ya gotta stay on for more that 8 seconds for it to be considered sex!!!!

ron white voice on( i showed her the meaning of the whole 8 seconds) ron white voice off:gapteeth:

[H2ORodeo]

They call me "Mr. 8.7" thank you! If I've been drinking, 8.9!

[4X4BABE]

Cheat on her:gapteeth:

:buttkick:

[4X4BABE]

At 24 you should still be in the dating phase anyway. I don't know why you fools have kids (that's marriage in itself) and then get married at such a young age! Look at kids your age still wanting all the cool new gadgets and toys, you think just because you're married your wife is going to "grow up" and not want all those things. On top of that she's a woman and is going to spend regardless, but it's supposed to be her OWN money she's spending. If she can't be a responsible spender and make sure the bills and kids are taken care of first, I'd pull the plug in a heartbeat. Then you gotta think -- what's more expensive: keeping her around, or child support?!

[4X4BABE]

1.) SEPERATE BANK ACCOUNTS (SHE SPENDS HER MONEY AND YOU SPEND YOURS -- AFTER THE BILLS ARE PAID OF COURSE)


2.) (assuming #1 is taken care of) YOU DON'T BITCH AT WHAT SHE CHOOSES TO DO WITH HER MONEY AND/OR TIME, AND SHE DOESN'T BITCH AND WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY AND/OR TIME...

[MR.ROCKAPE]

1.) SEPERATE BANK ACCOUNTS (SHE SPENDS HER MONEY AND YOU SPEND YOURS -- AFTER THE BILLS ARE PAID OF COURSE)


2.) (assuming #1 is taken care of) YOU DON'T BITCH AT WHAT SHE CHOOSES TO DO WITH HER MONEY AND/OR TIME, AND SHE DOESN'T BITCH AND WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY AND/OR TIME...

DING...DING....DING.....WINNER!!!I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING!!!!BUT THE F-ED SIDE OF ALREADY HAVING JOINT ACCOUNTS IS THE WIFE WILL FIGHT YOU TOOTH AND NAIL TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING SEPARATE!!!!

MY WIFE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD JOINT ACCOUNTS OR CREDIT CARDS!!!WE DONT FIGHT ABOUT MONEY!!!!I AM ALLOWED ANY TOY I CAN AFFORD AND STILL PAY MY NORMAL BILLS!!!!WORKS GREAT!!!

[4X4BABE]

DING...DING....DING.....WINNER!!!I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING!!!!BUT THE F-ED SIDE OF ALREADY HAVING JOINT ACCOUNTS IS THE WIFE WILL FIGHT YOU TOOTH AND NAIL TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING SEPARATE!!!!

MY WIFE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD JOINT ACCOUNTS OR CREDIT CARDS!!!WE DONT FIGHT ABOUT MONEY!!!!I AM ALLOWED ANY TOY I CAN AFFORD AND STILL PAY MY NORMAL BILLS!!!!WORKS GREAT!!!

Same goes for me and my boyfriend. Even though we're not married we still have a lot of "commitment" type shit so we might as well be.

I have my account and he has his, and I would never want it any other way. More so because HE'S the irresponsible spender, and I budget my OWN money to pay my OWN bills...I expect the same out of him, but sometimes things don't go that way:rolleyes: and I have to spot him on some of his bills. But I rather do that than look at my account and realize I DON'T have enough in there to pay my shit cus he overspent on something. He even said that he should just give me his check and let me be responsible for it, so he's not tempted to spend it.

In your case, since you're obviously the bread winner, you need to put your foot down and be control of YOUR income...tell her if she wants those new pair of Gucci shoes to go get a job!

[Mrburns]

DING...DING....DING.....WINNER!!!I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING!!!!BUT THE F-ED SIDE OF ALREADY HAVING JOINT ACCOUNTS IS THE WIFE WILL FIGHT YOU TOOTH AND NAIL TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING SEPARATE!!!!

MY WIFE AND I HAVE NEVER HAD JOINT ACCOUNTS OR CREDIT CARDS!!!WE DONT FIGHT ABOUT MONEY!!!!I AM ALLOWED ANY TOY I CAN AFFORD AND STILL PAY MY NORMAL BILLS!!!!WORKS GREAT!!!

X2... and I have to spend OT money on her aswell....(sometimes)...

[H2ORodeo]

We have a joint account and have never had an issue. When we can afford to, we spend a little. I wanna know how much WE as a household have going for us. Now a seperate "man account" we have talked about for toys, etc. that way the kids will still eat when I want new shit for the bike, jeep, boat, etc.:gapteeth:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

We have a joint account and have never had an issue. When we can afford to, we spend a little. I wanna know how much WE as a household have going for us. Now a seperate "man account" we have talked about for toys, etc. that way the kids will still eat when I want new shit for the bike, jeep, boat, etc.:gapteeth:

YEAH MY MAN ACCOUNT IS MY NORMAL ACCOUNT AFTER I MAKE THE HOUSE PAYMENT AND MY BILLS.......

LUCKILY THE BUSINESS LIKES TO SPONSOR SOME PARTS FROM TIME TO TIME!!!!BUT NOT SO MUCH LATELY....:(

[wix]

My wife and I have a joint account, we have had one since we were 19. Never had any problems. She doesnt spend shit though... I make her feel bad for buying a wind chime, as a trade off I go buy coil overs.

[4X4BABE]

I make her feel bad for buying a wind chime, as a trade off I go buy coil overs.

:asshole: That's wrong....lol

[H2ORodeo]

:asshole: That's wrong....lol

He didn't say he didn't feel bad about buying the coilovers too:biggrin:

[MR.ROCKAPE]

He didn't say he didn't feel bad about buying the coilovers too:biggrin:

BUT I BET HE FELT BAD HAVING TO WAIT FOR THEM!!!!:eek: